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A couple of sick jokes I found

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  • M Muammar

    DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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    You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

    --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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      You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

      --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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      Do a general search/replace. Search for "Sick", replace with "desperately old, unfunny and often seen before"

      ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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      • M MatthysDT

        :laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

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        Muammar
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        See:->.. if we keep listening to what they say we would've never heard these stupid jokes:laugh:

        Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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        • M Muammar

          DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

          Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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          Muammar© wrote:

          Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

          I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

          Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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            Muammar© wrote:

            Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

            I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

            Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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            • M Muammar

              DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

              Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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              I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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              • M Muammar

                DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                I think I fell asleep Dan

                At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

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                • M Muammar

                  DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                  Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                  Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

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                  • M Miszou

                    Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

                    Sunrise Wallpaper Project | The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader

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                    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

                    God Bless, Jason
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                    • Q QuiJohn

                      Muammar© wrote:

                      Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                      I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                      Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                      Muammar
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                      ٍSo, did you get the index out of bounds exception?:laugh:

                      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                        I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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                        Muammar
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                        :laugh::laugh::laugh: That was hilarious:-D

                        Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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