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  • B Baconbutty

    Set Parrot = Nothing;

    I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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    Phil J Pearson
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    Avian Parrot;
    Avian exParrot = null;
    Parrot = exParrot;

    Phil


    The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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      Avian Parrot;
      Avian exParrot = null;
      Parrot = exParrot;

      Phil


      The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.

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      Sebastian Schneider
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      Avian Parrot; Avian exParrot = null; Parrot = exParrot; // I do not want to buy this record. It is scratched.

      Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton

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      • B Baconbutty

        Set Parrot = Nothing;

        I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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        Gary Wheeler
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        delete new Parrot;


        Software Zen: delete this;

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        • B Baconbutty

          Set Parrot = Nothing;

          I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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          Baconbutty
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          Or a few more lines - yes I AM bored! try { MrCreosote.Mint++ } catch (OverflowException) { Hide = True; } finally { CleanUp }

          I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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          • B Baconbutty

            Set Parrot = Nothing;

            I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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            Pete OHanlon
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            OK, how about: Console.WriteLine("Romanes eunt domus"); Error : Incorrect formatting. See http://link.microsoft.com?People%20called%20Romanes&20they&20go&20the&20house Console.WriteLine("Romani ite ad domum");

            Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              OK, how about: Console.WriteLine("Romanes eunt domus"); Error : Incorrect formatting. See http://link.microsoft.com?People%20called%20Romanes&20they&20go&20the&20house Console.WriteLine("Romani ite ad domum");

              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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              Dalek Dave
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              you forgot the loop nTimesWritten=1 while nTimesWritten<1000 nTimesWritten++

              ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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                you forgot the loop nTimesWritten=1 while nTimesWritten<1000 nTimesWritten++

                ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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                Dalek Dave
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                Oops, I forgot the time Dawn=False

                ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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                • B Baconbutty

                  Set Parrot = Nothing;

                  I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                  J4amieC
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                  Argument theArgument = !theArgument;

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                  • B Baconbutty

                    Set Parrot = Nothing;

                    I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Albatros

                    home

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                    • B Baconbutty

                      Set Parrot = Nothing;

                      I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                      Baconbutty
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                      On Error Goto s_ybil s_ybil: Msgbox "I do apologise...." Waiter.Origin = "Barcelona" Resume Next

                      I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                      • B Baconbutty

                        Set Parrot = Nothing;

                        I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                        npclntxz dll
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                        I DONT GET IT :mad::mad::mad:

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                        • N npclntxz dll

                          I DONT GET IT :mad::mad::mad:

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                          Baconbutty
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                          Monty Python sketch about a gentleman going back to a pet shop to complain abut his dead parrot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GipFyAsYK1M

                          I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                            I DONT GET IT :mad::mad::mad:

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                            J4amieC
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                            Its a cultural thing.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Oops, I forgot the time Dawn=False

                              ------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              :laugh:He's not the designer. He's a very naughty boy.

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                              • B Baconbutty

                                On Error Goto s_ybil s_ybil: Msgbox "I do apologise...." Waiter.Origin = "Barcelona" Resume Next

                                I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                And in XAML(ish):

                                <Viewport>
                                  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
                                    <Text>The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?</Text>
                                  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
                                  <Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
                                    <Text>A herd of Wildebeest?</Text>
                                  </Viewport.WhatWereYouExpectingToSee>
                                </Viewport>
                                

                                Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                                • B Baconbutty

                                  Set Parrot = Nothing;

                                  I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                  realJSOP
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                                  Meat Spam = Spam = Spam = Spam;

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  • J J4amieC

                                    Argument theArgument = !theArgument;

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                                    Craster
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                                    Brilliant.

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                                    • B Baconbutty

                                      Set Parrot = Nothing;

                                      I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                      Mel Padden
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                                      We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our show are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                      All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

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                                      • M Mel Padden

                                        We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our show are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                        All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

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                                        Baconbutty
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                                        On second thoughts...let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place! :)

                                        I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                        • B Baconbutty

                                          On second thoughts...let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place! :)

                                          I still remember having to write your own code in FORTRAN rather than be a cut and paste merchant being pampered by colour coded Intellisense - ahh proper programming - those were the days :)

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                                          Mel Padden
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                                          Come, Patsy...

                                          All the dude ever wanted... was his rug back.

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