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Why is ASP so SLOW?! [modified]

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  • J Jim Crafton

    I swear to God, does no one actually read anymore? The guy who responded to you is an idiot. Sigh...

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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    Andy Brummer
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    When will all you PHP heads get it, I'm not bashing PHP! Jebus frickin Crispies on a jet powered pogo stick. ;P


    I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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      When will all you PHP heads get it, I'm not bashing PHP! Jebus frickin Crispies on a jet powered pogo stick. ;P


      I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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      Dude! I was defending you! I was complaining about the guy who responded to your post :)

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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        Dude! I was defending you! I was complaining about the guy who responded to your post :)

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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        If you could be bothered to read my damn post, it'd be clear that you don't have to reply. What are you, dumber then a flat rock? I'm a doctor Jim, not a blasted librarian.

        This blanket smells like ham

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