The joys of time travel

El Corazon

Mike Hankey wrote:

I need you to go back to 1972 and slap me in the head? (hard), to keep me from marrying my ex!

then he needs to go to the 80's and slap me twice, one for each ex! Though he is welcome to add extra slaps for the 2nd, the first was no big deal by comparison to the 2nd!

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

Mike Hankey

El Corazon wrote:

is welcome to add extra slaps for the 2nd, the first was no big deal by comparison to the 2nd!

Amen brother! My first marriage ended and she left me everything and just walked away, my second took everything and left me nothing. Unfortunately they were one in the same woman! When I said slap me (hard) I meant 2X4 hard or better! Mikw

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El Corazon

Tim Deveaux wrote:

If I had my time machine back I could fix that.

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guineapig24

And, when you are back 'then', give me a little push out into the world. I would like the happy chance of actually doing some of the fun stuff I was accused of doing by my ex... ;P

peterchen

Business idea: I go back in time and take away everything you own, so you can find someone who loves you for what you are. If th relationship proves stable (say, ten years), you can have back what you gave.

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Paul Watson

Good point. I must have died in the process of time travel and not managed to edit myself out. I am doomed to repeat.

regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

Cross Strike

If only you had a DeLorean

Mike Hankey

Thanks for the offer but you know the old saying "what goes around comes around"? Well 12 years after the divorce she met with bad circumstances and I'm getting the stuff back. go figure? Appreciate the offer though! Mike

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El Corazon

guineapig24 wrote:

I would like the happy chance of actually doing some of the fun stuff I was accused of doing by my ex...

heck yeah! Bang me up the head with that 2x4 before I married my 2nd ex and give me the number of my lawyer... I was accused of doing to her somethings that would be nice to try!

_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

PIEBALDconsult

Getting one would be a reason to go back.

Cross Strike

The point wan't the car itself, it was a reference to 'Back to the Future'

PIEBALDconsult

Yes, I know, but I want one even if it isn't a hover-capable fusion-powered time machine.

MikMit

Oh he11 ... just go back to 1978 and shoot me before I buy my first computer. Of course, if you do, this message will disappear and you will never see it so you can't go back and shoot me, in which case this message will still be here ... unless you go back and shoot me.

lbothell

I'm sorry, but do you still exist? Did you exist? Hello? Hello. . . :cool: That was a really funny article!!!!

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