Code Project offenders beware

Dan Neely

Y M C A!

You know, every time I tried to win a bar-bet about being able to count to 1000 using my fingers I always got punched out when I reached 4.... -- El Corazon

Rama Krishna Vavilala

My list: CodeProject Offenders Offender: leckey: maintains a code project offender list ;)

This has been discussed, again and again and again and always we (the denizens of the CP lounge) have come to the conclusion that their method of rating is pure, untouched, unadulterated, genuine, verifiable, refined trash. MIM on TIOBE

CPallini

Oh, I cannot (conflict of interests?), maybe you! :-D Anyway I think her task is becoming harder and harder (and that implies her husband will have more and more cleaning to perform :-D ). :)

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies. ;)

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CataclysmicQuantum

The Developer wrote:

This is the most stupid thing to write is the list and the one who wrote it is a big and super idiot [Mad]

But think of all the fun you can have with her. She has ADHD so you can toss her a sparkly ball and she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

realJSOP

It's "que?" I really enjoyed that series. :)

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

leckey 0

I think it's because the "Developer" is so clueless he's completely harmless. With John you can have an actual discussion. I love how the Developer keeps saying how everyone hates me yet all his posts are grey. He is a complete moron. I can't wait to blog again tonight!

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

realJSOP

No, we say "you're an illiterate f*cktard", and you say "potato".

"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

leckey 0

You could just break out the accent and you'd be back on the good side. :-D

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leckey 0

Nah, the house just gets messier and messier! Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

CataclysmicQuantum

Gosh, we are all so scared of you. :rolleyes:

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

CataclysmicQuantum

He said he was offended, you have to delete your list and make a public apology.

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

leckey 0

CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

ADHD

I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

leckey 0

That implies he can make a straight line. Very doubtful.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

CataclysmicQuantum

leckey wrote:

I don't have it anymore. My attention span is not great; but not like it was.

Thats because you are taking amphetimines, however it could be that you are just trying to get your fix by manipulating the doctors. I think you are lying and you do run after sparkly balls while giggling uncontrollbly. While you are running after it and giggling you kind of stomp as you run so you jiggle all over. :laugh:

The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

CPallini

leckey wrote:

Nah, the house just gets messier and messier!

Like ours: programming conflicts with clean houses.

leckey wrote:

Actually he has been really good about taking 5-10 minutes a day to help with daily chores/picking up.

I should tell it to my wife, since I'm expected to do a bit more. :-D

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

leckey 0

His main chores are trash/dishwasher. It's nice though when he sweeps the kitchen or starts a load of laundry.

CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

Paul Watson

It's whatever I bloody want it to be... kapish?

regards, Paul Watson Ireland & South Africa

Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:

At least he achieved immortality for a few years.

CPallini

I tought the same, then I felt like being idiot, but I didn't know of what of the lists. :-D

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke

CPallini

Oh, technology: mine is washing dishes manually. :)

If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke