It's the headline I object to! [modified]
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I think you may have gone off half-cocked. :-D
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Sounds like a real cock and bull story...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
My Question: Where does he keep the others?
It's the latest fad in jean design. They're adding what's called a Penis In Side Sock (PISS) pocket. From what I've read, they are putting one on each side of the zipper to accommodate both left- and right-danglers.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Dalek Dave wrote:
Maybe Not Office or KSF
Then why post it in the Lounge?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Maybe Not Office or KSF
Then why post it in the Lounge?
cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
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Telegraph wrote:
he underwent the length operation to join the two penises.
I wonder if he'll grow up wondering 'what if'...
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Chris Maunder wrote:
Then why post it in the Lounge
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Maybe Not Office or KSF.
I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Maybe Not Office or KSF.
I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?
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Brady Kelly wrote:
stop their young daughters
This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister
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Maxxx_ wrote:
Daughter != Sister
Both my daughters are sisters. I don't understand.
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Brady Kelly wrote:
stop their young daughters
This isn't Tasmania - Daughter != Sister
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:laugh: Yes, but your parents normally make decisions in the interests of your sister, i.e. their daughter.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Maybe Not Office or KSF.
I don't see why not. Penis is a body part, not a dirty word. I mean if it's published in a newspaper in general circulation, how can it not be KSF? Or do people here stop their young daughters from reading everyday newspapers?
It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
It would have been nasty if he had said "wee-wee", "weenie", "pee-pee", "weiner", "johnson", "john thomas", "dong", "choad", "pecker", "prick", "pud", "rod", "boner", "cock", "dick", "schlong", "wang", "love gland", "one-eyed trouser snake", "tally-whacker", "heat-seeking love missile", "beef bayonet", "wedding tackle", "pork sword", "little soldier", "baloney pony", "my little pony", "my other head", "power drill", "magic wand", "joystick", "jack hammer", "frankfurter", "Captain Winkie", "love sausage", "jack-in-the-box", "love muscle", "shaft", "skin flute", "todger", "shaft", "tuna tunnel spelunker", "one-eyed yogurt chucker", "Old Mr. One Eye", or "Love Missile F-111". But since he used "penis", it's not what I would call "offensive".
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John, you are an art form. Me 'at's off! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Software Zen:
delete this;
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Roget's Thesaurus hard at work I see. :laugh:
I supply them with a lot of their material. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
John, you are an art form. Me 'at's off! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Software Zen:
delete this;
Fold With Us![^]John Simmons - Outlaw Programmer, Legend, Art Form... I think I like the sound of that. :)
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
