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  • T Tim Craig

    Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

    You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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    _Damian S_
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    ROFL... fair point, well made!

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      ROFL... fair point, well made!

      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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      Tim Craig
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      Not too anal? ;P

      You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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      • T Tim Craig

        Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

        You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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        scottgp
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        He must have a really, really bad memory? :)

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        • _ _Damian S_

          When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

          I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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          Media2r
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          You only recite the first line. VERY often your victim will walk into it, asking "which one did you choose?" - at which point a dry "I don't remember..." delivers the punchline. //L

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            When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            hairy_hats
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            You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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            • S scottgp

              He must have a really, really bad memory? :)

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              Tim Craig
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              Naw, he has a memory like a steel trap, he just can't count. :laugh:

              You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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              • H hairy_hats

                You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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                Muneeb R Baig
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                viaducting wrote:

                You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

                :thumbsup:

                -muneeb A thing of beauty is the joy forever.

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                  You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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                  vaghelabhavesh
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                  very well said... +5 :thumbsup:

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                  • _ _Damian S_

                    When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Well, considering your brother Richard is 7 foot 9, I guess it's your memory.

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                    • _ _Damian S_

                      When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                      dan sh
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                      Are you capable of remembering you have a dick?

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