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  • D Dalek Dave

    Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Lost User
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    True, the worst are nearly as bad as men ;P

    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      True, the worst are nearly as bad as men ;P

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      Rob Graham
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      :thumbsup: I love it!

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        True, the worst are nearly as bad as men ;P

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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        Dalek Dave
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        When men drive, 95% of their brain is on 'Driving' and 5% is on Football/Women/Work. When women drive, 95 percent of their brain is on Shoes/Shopping/Children.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Dalek Dave
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          I was wondering how long it would be!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • D Dalek Dave

            When men drive, 95% of their brain is on 'Driving' and 5% is on Football/Women/Work. When women drive, 95 percent of their brain is on Shoes/Shopping/Children.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Chris Losinger
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            grow up

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            • E Ed Poore

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              she has a bigger car than me!

              You could solve that...[^]


              I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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              Lost User
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              How delightfully phallic.

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                grow up

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                Lost User
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                See "optimism".

                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Firstly...Women Drivers! Secondly, Little women in big cars is always a mistake, for they can barely see out of them. Thirdly, Any man who allows his wife to drive a vehicle like that deserves to be shunned. You see basically to drive a car requires skill, ability, training and testicles. Without all four there is no way to control a vehicle. I know for a fact that I will not tell my wife that, she has a bigger car than me!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Ed Poore
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  she has a bigger car than me!

                  You could solve that...[^]


                  I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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                  • L Lost User

                    How delightfully phallic.

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                    Ed Poore
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                    Well I thought he could go from one extreme to another.


                    I doubt it. If it isn't intuitive then we need to fix it. - Chris Maunder

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      grow up

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      get a sense of humour

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        get a sense of humour

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Chris Losinger
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                        why, are you going to say something funny ?

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I was wondering how long it would be!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          That's what she said!

                          [Forum Guidelines]

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                            How delightfully phallic.

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            ragnaroknrol
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                            There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

                            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                              why, are you going to say something funny ?

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Not I[^] sfw

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              • R ragnaroknrol

                                There are 2 kinds of men in the world. Those who are confident or at least comfortable with the size of their ahem... packages. And those with large vehicles.

                                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                Ian Shlasko
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                                ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                And those with large vehicles.

                                Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  ragnaroknrol wrote:

                                  And those with large vehicles.

                                  Large vehicles? Uh... does this[^] count?

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  ragnaroknrol
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                                  It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

                                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                  • R ragnaroknrol

                                    It is a giant cylinder alternating between travelling at high speed and stopping in a tunnel. Do I really need to say yes?

                                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                    Ian Shlasko
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                                    And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    • I Ian Shlasko

                                      And in that extremely suggestive little system, where are the people? Inside the... Well, you get the idea.

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                      ragnaroknrol
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                                      If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                      • R ragnaroknrol

                                        If it was a submarine, it'd be full of sea men. a subway can probably adopt a similar wording pattern.

                                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                        Ian Shlasko
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                                        During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                        • I Ian Shlasko

                                          During Fleet Week[^], it often is.

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                          ragnaroknrol
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                                          Insert obligatory "during fleet week a LOT of things are" comment here...

                                          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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