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Tom Archer wrote: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. -- Russell Morris "Have you gone mad Frink? Put down that science pole!"
Russell Morris wrote: Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. Yup. A loophole like "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service."
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Tom Archer wrote: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. -- Russell Morris "Have you gone mad Frink? Put down that science pole!"
Russell Morris wrote: there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. :suss: :laugh::laugh: BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
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Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? Your Evil. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
:omg: I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand it will certainly both enrage the existing fanatics and hurt a fundamental part of their recruiting drive. On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of ideology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of ideology, it will lead to total disaster. The aim of the free world should be to continually paint these lunatics as criminals outside of even their own societies. Attacking them with religion is a mistake. David
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Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun. :beer:
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
And the keyword here is "Russian Tabloid" ... Max.
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:omg: I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand it will certainly both enrage the existing fanatics and hurt a fundamental part of their recruiting drive. On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of ideology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of ideology, it will lead to total disaster. The aim of the free world should be to continually paint these lunatics as criminals outside of even their own societies. Attacking them with religion is a mistake. David
David Cunningham wrote: On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of idiology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of idiology, it will lead to total disaster. IMHO, this has always been a war of ideology and different cultures - like it or not. :beer:
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Paul Watson wrote: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun. :beer:
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun I thought the souls of C++ coders who come into contact with anything VB related are tainted forever? St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. I hear if a VB coder DIMs some water and throws it on a C++ coder he explodes! Then again if you drive a pointer through a VB coders heart they also explode. ;)
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Brian Delahunty wrote: I really should think before I post. Might be handy! That whole theory of "think before you speak" is highly overrated and leads to very boring conversations :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
If I had to actually think before speaking it would be easier to take a vow of silence :). Thinking is kinda like flow-charting - its easier to do after than before. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
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IIRC a US general did the same on the Phillipines. Just once. No more muslim attacks under his reign Maybe a Urban Legend, though.
Auch den Schatten will ich lieben weil ich manchmal lieber frier' Rosenstolz [sighist]
peterchen wrote: Phillipines. Just once. No more muslim attacks under his reign How long ago was that?
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And the keyword here is "Russian Tabloid" ... Max.
Maximilien wrote: "Russian Tabloid" ... Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Brits and Americans love tabloids, but Russians? I am sure it is just a stereotype of mine, but still, Russians like tabloids?
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Why not? He may leave the book to St Peter, and go have fun I thought the souls of C++ coders who come into contact with anything VB related are tainted forever? St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. I hear if a VB coder DIMs some water and throws it on a C++ coder he explodes! Then again if you drive a pointer through a VB coders heart they also explode. ;)
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you ;P :beer:
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Maximilien wrote: "Russian Tabloid" ... Sounds like an oxymoron to me. Brits and Americans love tabloids, but Russians? I am sure it is just a stereotype of mine, but still, Russians like tabloids?
Paul Watson
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Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Sounds like an oxymoron to me is oxymoron the word of the week here at CP??... I've seen it used a number of times already this week here. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
Shame they didn't put the same effort into telling doctors what people had been gassed with so proper treament could be given X| Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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:omg: I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand it will certainly both enrage the existing fanatics and hurt a fundamental part of their recruiting drive. On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of ideology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of ideology, it will lead to total disaster. The aim of the free world should be to continually paint these lunatics as criminals outside of even their own societies. Attacking them with religion is a mistake. David
It is already a war over ideology and religion. We just can't admit it.
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
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Paul Watson wrote: St Peter would not admit a tainted soul, especially one carrying a VB book. Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you ;P :beer:
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson"They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know..." your right, they don't
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