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  • D Dalek Dave

    I love the Jock mentality! It is like the terrorists who tried to blow up Glasgow Airport. What were they thinking? One of them is on fire and that still didn't stop a Scotsman from kicking him so hard in the testes that the fellow broke his own foot! :)

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    One of the terrorists was from my city. I know people who knew him as their class mate. They way he was brilliant (not in a bookish way). All that for f..king virgins!?

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Do you think he could get money out of a Scotsman?

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      I know of the Scrooge McDuck stereotype but I was (seriously) wondering if it is just Scotland's prerogative or does it involve UK.

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        One of the terrorists was from my city. I know people who knew him as their class mate. They way he was brilliant (not in a bookish way). All that for f..king virgins!?

        ...byte till it megahertz...

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        Pete OHanlon
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        bleedingfingers wrote:

        All that for f..king virgins!?

        They could come to Newcastle and get as many slags as they like.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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          One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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          Fanatics - those who become what they claim to fight against.

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          • L Lost User

            I know of the Scrooge McDuck stereotype but I was (seriously) wondering if it is just Scotland's prerogative or does it involve UK.

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            The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

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              bleedingfingers wrote:

              All that for f..king virgins!?

              They could come to Newcastle and get as many slags as they like.

              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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              Dalek Dave
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              Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

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              • D Dalek Dave

                The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

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                So an average Scotsman is mean?

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

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                  That was a Jeff Dunham joke... Jeff (as Walter): "72 virgins? I gotta teach 72 chicks how to get it on? 72 virgins... How about 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?"

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    Tellin' it like it is, Dave. :-D

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      they don't have a standard deviation.

                      I always thought it involved sheep and haggis. :-D

                      It's time for a new signature.

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        bleedingfingers wrote:

                        All that for f..king virgins!?

                        They could come to Newcastle and get as many slags as they like.

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        I miss Newcastle. :laugh:

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Le centriste
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                          Mr. Jimmy MacDonald, a call for you from the Middle Age, they want you back.

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

                            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            Yeah, if.

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