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  • I i i i

    What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

    SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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    • E Electron Shepherd

      I find drink always helps. (You may get differing views from DD and the beautiful Ms P)

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      LittleYellowBird
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      Electron Shepherd wrote:

      the beautiful Ms P

      I always said you had good taste! :-D :thumbsup:

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      • I i i i

        What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

        SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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        Joan M
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        You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

        [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

        https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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          Electron Shepherd wrote:

          the beautiful Ms P

          I always said you had good taste! :-D :thumbsup:

          Ali

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          Electron Shepherd
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          Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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          • CPalliniC CPallini

            There is no LOVE in a programmer's life. I mean, you love just that bunch of transistors... :rolleyes:

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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            LittleYellowBird
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            Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

            Ali

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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              Keith Barrow
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              Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

                [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                Lost User
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                First define what constitutes an illness and what not, then.

                A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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                • J Joan M

                  You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

                  [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                    Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

                    Ali

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                    CPallini
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                    If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                      Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                      leppie
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                      How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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                        Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Love?[^]

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Keith Barrow wrote:

                            I think Nagy would disagree

                            I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                              Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Alison P wrote:

                              reaallly

                              Still not sober enough to spell...


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                Keith Barrow wrote:

                                I think Nagy would disagree

                                I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                  SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                    Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      NormDroid
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                                      Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

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                                        Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                                        Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                                          Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                                          How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

                                          xacc.ide
                                          IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                          "Rocketman...."

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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