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  • I i i i

    What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

    SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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    Joan M
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    You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

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      Electron Shepherd wrote:

      the beautiful Ms P

      I always said you had good taste! :-D :thumbsup:

      Ali

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      Electron Shepherd
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      Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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      • CPalliniC CPallini

        There is no LOVE in a programmer's life. I mean, you love just that bunch of transistors... :rolleyes:

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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        LittleYellowBird
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        Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

        Ali

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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          Keith Barrow
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          Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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            You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

            [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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            Lost User
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            First define what constitutes an illness and what not, then.

            A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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              You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

              [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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              Keith Barrow
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              I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

                Ali

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                CPallini
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                If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                [My articles]

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                  Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                  leppie
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                  Keith Barrow wrote:

                  Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                  How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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                    Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      I think Nagy would disagree

                      I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                        Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Love?[^]

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

                          Ali

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          Alison P wrote:

                          reaallly

                          Still not sober enough to spell...


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                            Keith Barrow wrote:

                            I think Nagy would disagree

                            I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            • I i i i

                              What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                              SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  NormDroid
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                                  Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

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                                    Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                                    Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                                      Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                                      How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

                                      xacc.ide
                                      IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
                                      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                      Lost User
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                                      "Rocketman...."

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                      • I i i i

                                        What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                        SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                        swjam
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                                        Whenever I'm alone with you
                                        You make me feel like I am home again
                                        Whenever I'm alone with you
                                        You make me feel like I am whole again
                                        Whenever I'm alone with you

                                        ...comes to mind

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Alison P wrote:

                                          reaallly

                                          Still not sober enough to spell...


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          :~ Hey don't tell anyone, I think I've nearly got away with it! :)

                                          Ali

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