Cure for Love
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There is no LOVE in a programmer's life. I mean, you love just that bunch of transistors... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)
Ali
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Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.
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You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...
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First define what constitutes an illness and what not, then.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...
[www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
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Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)
Ali
If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles] -
Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.
Keith Barrow wrote:
Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.
How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P
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Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Keith Barrow wrote:
I think Nagy would disagree
I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)
Ali
Alison P wrote:
reaallly
Still not sober enough to spell...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Keith Barrow wrote:
I think Nagy would disagree
I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:
SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.
Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.
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Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.
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Keith Barrow wrote:
Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.
How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P
xacc.ide
IronScheme - 1.0 RC 1 - out now!
((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition -
What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:
SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again
Whenever I'm alone with you...comes to mind
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Alison P wrote:
reaallly
Still not sober enough to spell...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
:~ Hey don't tell anyone, I think I've nearly got away with it! :)
Ali
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What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:
SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.
Marriage.
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