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  • L LittleYellowBird

    Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

    Ali

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    CPallini
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    If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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    • K Keith Barrow

      Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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      leppie
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      Keith Barrow wrote:

      Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

      How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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      • E Electron Shepherd

        Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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        Dalek Dave
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        Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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          Dalek Dave
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          Love?[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • K Keith Barrow

            I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Keith Barrow wrote:

            I think Nagy would disagree

            I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

              Ali

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Alison P wrote:

              reaallly

              Still not sober enough to spell...


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Keith Barrow wrote:

                I think Nagy would disagree

                I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                Dalek Dave
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                It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                • I i i i

                  What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                  SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      NormDroid
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                      Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

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                      • N NormDroid

                        Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                        Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • L leppie

                          Keith Barrow wrote:

                          Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                          How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

                          xacc.ide
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                          Lost User
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                          "Rocketman...."

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                          • I i i i

                            What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                            SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                            swjam
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                            Whenever I'm alone with you
                            You make me feel like I am home again
                            Whenever I'm alone with you
                            You make me feel like I am whole again
                            Whenever I'm alone with you

                            ...comes to mind

                            ---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Alison P wrote:

                              reaallly

                              Still not sober enough to spell...


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              :~ Hey don't tell anyone, I think I've nearly got away with it! :)

                              Ali

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                Keith Barrow
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                                At least we don't have any course* language in this thread, otherwise the hamsters would need to lick[^] us into shape. * OK the spelling is wrong.

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                                • I i i i

                                  What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                  SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  Marriage.

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Marriage.

                                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I thought that was the cure for experimental sex?

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I thought that was the cure for experimental sex?

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      No. The chemical cure for that is wedding cake.

                                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                      • I i i i

                                        What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                        SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                        Smithers Jones
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                                        Drink? And then some more drink.

                                        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          No. The chemical cure for that is wedding cake.

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          :laugh: 5

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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