Male Wisdoms
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You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. Virginity can be cured. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed' many men still sleep with their wives.
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You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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Michael Schubert wrote:
Why?
Lounge rating, I can see @ Soapbox
Michael Schubert wrote:
Because it's boring?
No
thatraja |Chennai|India|
Tips/Tricks|Brainbench certifications
Do what you want quickly because the Doomsday on 2012 :-)
thatraja wrote:
Lounge rating, I can see @ Soapbox
:confused::confused:
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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I take it you are either very young, or very easily pleased?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Check out the latest topic on GIT. The Alphabet thingie.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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Check out the latest topic on GIT. The Alphabet thingie.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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:-D :-D
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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That's a pretty limp response.
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I take it you are either very young, or very easily pleased?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
... or the prototypical computer geek ...
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... or the prototypical computer geek ...
