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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
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:laugh: So True! er...Apparently...so I heard.

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Nish Nishant

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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Really? You didn't know that before?

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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

Regards, Nish

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How dare you come to my thread and post something funnier than the original post!
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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

Regards, Nish

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Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge. Actually I think my maths was out, perhaps not that high ranking.
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Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge. Actually I think my maths was out, perhaps not that high ranking.
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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge.

Yeah, we are both getting down-voted. Someone's pissed off because our jokes hit too close to home ;) Hopefully by down voting our posts, he will have regained some of his confidence and will to live. :-D

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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fjdiewornncalwe

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Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Hardware Problem?

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Henry Minute

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And she said "Stop doing that! You're just like the milkman."

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Hardware Problem?

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Michael Schubert

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Dalek Dave wrote:

Hardware Problem?

Probably some interface incompatibility.

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Hardware Problem?

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Dalek Dave wrote:

Hardware Problem?

:sigh:

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Chris Meech

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Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Soulus83

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Very valid, and if the hardware is compatible, you can resume on a background thread!!! ever heard of callbacks? :-\
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Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

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Maximilien

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priority queue ? circular queue ?

Watched code never compiles.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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Maximilien

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don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.

Watched code never compiles.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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What did the guy filming think?

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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Hardware Problem?

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Ian Shlasko

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PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...

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PompeyBoy3 wrote:

Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Ian Shlasko

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Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely

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