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  • L Lost User

    Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge. Actually I think my maths was out, perhaps not that high ranking.

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    Nish Nishant
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    PompeyBoy3 wrote:

    Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge.

    Yeah, we are both getting down-voted. Someone's pissed off because our jokes hit too close to home ;) Hopefully by down voting our posts, he will have regained some of his confidence and will to live. :-D

    Regards, Nish


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    • L Lost User

      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

      modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Hardware Problem?

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        • L Lost User

          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

          modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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          Henry Minute
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          And she said "Stop doing that! You're just like the milkman."

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Hardware Problem?

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            Michael Schubert
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            Hardware Problem?

            Probably some interface incompatibility.

            Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Hardware Problem?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              fjdiewornncalwe
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              Hardware Problem?

              :sigh:

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              • L Lost User

                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                Chris Meech
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                Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                • L Lost User

                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                  modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                  Soulus83
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                  Very valid, and if the hardware is compatible, you can resume on a background thread!!! ever heard of callbacks? :-\

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                  • C Chris Meech

                    Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

                    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                    Maximilien
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                    priority queue ? circular queue ?

                    Watched code never compiles.

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                    • L Lost User

                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                      modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                      Maximilien
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                      don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.

                      Watched code never compiles.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                        modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                        Lost User
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                        What did the guy filming think?

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        • L Lost User

                          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                          modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                          Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                            Hardware Problem?

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                            Ian Shlasko
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                            PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...

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                            • F fjdiewornncalwe

                              PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                              Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                              Ian Shlasko
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                              Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely

                              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                              • N Nish Nishant

                                PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

                                Regards, Nish


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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Well at least that's better than wondering out loud why the buffering seems to have timed out!

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                                • M Michael Schubert

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Hardware Problem?

                                  Probably some interface incompatibility.

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  Missing dongle...

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                    modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                    Lost User
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                                    I had sex in a library yesterday. I say library, my wife was reading and kept saying shush.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                      modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                      Lost User
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                                      I had sex with a football manager last night. I say football manager, part way through my wife complained about a lack of penetration before pulling me off. I hit the showers whilst she employed a substitute in the hole.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      • M Maximilien

                                        priority queue ? circular queue ?

                                        Watched code never compiles.

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                                        _Damian S_
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                                        far queue!!

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