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  • F fjdiewornncalwe

    Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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    Dalek Dave
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    Hardware Problem?

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      Hardware Problem?

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      Michael Schubert
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Hardware Problem?

      Probably some interface incompatibility.

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      • L Lost User

        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

        modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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        Henry Minute
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        And she said "Stop doing that! You're just like the milkman."

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Hardware Problem?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Hardware Problem?

          :sigh:

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          • L Lost User

            Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

            modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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            Chris Meech
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            Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            • L Lost User

              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

              modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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              Soulus83
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              Very valid, and if the hardware is compatible, you can resume on a background thread!!! ever heard of callbacks? :-\

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              • C Chris Meech

                Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                Maximilien
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                priority queue ? circular queue ?

                Watched code never compiles.

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                • L Lost User

                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                  modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                  Maximilien
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                  don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.

                  Watched code never compiles.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                    modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                    Lost User
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                    What did the guy filming think?

                    Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                    • L Lost User

                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                      modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                      fjdiewornncalwe
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                      PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                      Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                        Hardware Problem?

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                        Ian Shlasko
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                        PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...

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                        • F fjdiewornncalwe

                          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                          Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                          Ian Shlasko
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                          Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely

                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                          • M Michael Schubert

                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Hardware Problem?

                            Probably some interface incompatibility.

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Missing dongle...

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                            • N Nish Nishant

                              PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                              Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              Well at least that's better than wondering out loud why the buffering seems to have timed out!

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                              • L Lost User

                                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                Lost User
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                                I had sex in a library yesterday. I say library, my wife was reading and kept saying shush.

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                  modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                  I had sex with a football manager last night. I say football manager, part way through my wife complained about a lack of penetration before pulling me off. I hit the showers whilst she employed a substitute in the hole.

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                    priority queue ? circular queue ?

                                    Watched code never compiles.

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                                    _Damian S_
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                                    far queue!!

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