Experimentation [modified]
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
And she said "Stop doing that! You're just like the milkman."
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Hardware Problem?
Probably some interface incompatibility.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Hardware Problem?
:sigh:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
Wait till you try double-buffering. :)
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
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Wait till you try double-buffering. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
priority queue ? circular queue ?
Watched code never compiles.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.
Watched code never compiles.
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
PompeyBoy3 wrote:
Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...
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PompeyBoy3 wrote:
Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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PompeyBoy3 wrote:
Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P
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Well at least that's better than wondering out loud why the buffering seems to have timed out!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Hardware Problem?
Probably some interface incompatibility.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
Missing dongle...
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
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Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.
modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM
I had sex with a football manager last night. I say football manager, part way through my wife complained about a lack of penetration before pulling me off. I hit the showers whilst she employed a substitute in the hole.
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priority queue ? circular queue ?
Watched code never compiles.
far queue!!
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