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Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.
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dinner date? no spaghetti. or anything with red sauce hopefully. unless you are adept at noodling. (the art of eating noodles without slurping or looking like me) cocktail? perfect. coffee? Never for a first date. coffee makes people agitated and raises alertness. as opposed to a nice glass of red wine which helps...lubricate the rough spots :P
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In the words of a wise man, "if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself!!!" Just kidding. My last gap between a relationship was like 4 years, so you probably shouldn't trust my advice.
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Stick a fresh fish in your pocket. If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick. Works for me all the time.
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Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin'
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Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.
either way. it works really....just say'in.
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Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.
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Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.
aspdotnetdev wrote:
Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.
mmmhmmmm... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3epV4qPmuU[^]
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Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.
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dinner date? no spaghetti. or anything with red sauce hopefully. unless you are adept at noodling. (the art of eating noodles without slurping or looking like me) cocktail? perfect. coffee? Never for a first date. coffee makes people agitated and raises alertness. as opposed to a nice glass of red wine which helps...lubricate the rough spots :P
Well I planned to go to a Spanish restaurant with Sangria wine and candle lit dinner . I have been there once and food is good and it is quite so hopefully it will be fine . :)
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If she's ridiculously good looking, or has one particular feature that everyone notices (be that eyes, butt, boobs, whatever), DON'T compliment her on that feature, but pick some random feature, like "you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen".
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Be relaxed, be honest and don't be needy. After that, you're on your own.
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If she's ridiculously good looking, or has one particular feature that everyone notices (be that eyes, butt, boobs, whatever), DON'T compliment her on that feature, but pick some random feature, like "you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen".
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen
but only if she is a ferengi.
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I'm just holding out for the right one! :-D
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Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.
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Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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_Damian S_ wrote:
you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen
but only if she is a ferengi.
jgasm wrote:
ferengi
I had to google that, and now I'm thinking that nothing will help!!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)
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