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  • _ _Damian S_

    If she's ridiculously good looking, or has one particular feature that everyone notices (be that eyes, butt, boobs, whatever), DON'T compliment her on that feature, but pick some random feature, like "you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen".

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    keyboard warrior
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    _Damian S_ wrote:

    you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen

    but only if she is a ferengi.

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    • H Henry Minute

      I refer the honourable gentleman to this[^].

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      AspDotNetDev
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      I'm just holding out for the right one! :-D

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        Henry Minute
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        Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.

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          PIEBALDconsult wrote:

          her, right?

          Yes her. :)

          Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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            Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            virang_21
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            Good point.

            Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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              _Damian S_ wrote:

              you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen

              but only if she is a ferengi.

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              _Damian S_
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              jgasm wrote:

              ferengi

              I had to google that, and now I'm thinking that nothing will help!!

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • M Mycroft Holmes

                  Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  virang_21
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                  Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                  Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                    Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                    Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                    virang_21 wrote:

                    my date for Saturday is Accountant

                    You get along ok with Dalek Dave, right?

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                      Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                      Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                      virang_21 wrote:

                      Accountant

                      Tell her you know accounting... a-one... a-two... a-three...

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                        bryce
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                        talk a lot about your friendship with Micheal Martin that will impress her Bryce

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

                          Ali

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                            virang_21 wrote:

                            Accountant

                            Tell her you know accounting... a-one... a-two... a-three...

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                            a count ant

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                              My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

                              Ali

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                              Alison P wrote:

                              too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement

                              :-O

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                                Roger Wright
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                                Order something mediocre, or just go to a movie and make out.

                                Will Rogers never met me.

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                                  Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                                  Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                  So if, at the end of the night her debits balance her credits, that would sum it up. Tell her you're interested in a trial balance, her journal or yours, and see if that registers. We'll expect a full account, of course.

                                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    Stick a fresh fish in your pocket. If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick. Works for me all the time.

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                                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                                    If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick.

                                    Lucky for me you never tried that at one of those Thai restaurants in NYC! Marc

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                                      So if, at the end of the night her debits balance her credits, that would sum it up. Tell her you're interested in a trial balance, her journal or yours, and see if that registers. We'll expect a full account, of course.

                                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                                      virang_21
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                                      To tell you the truth whenever we have a team meeting with Accounts department to discuss what exports they want for their accounting system from the one we are building and when they start talking about credit this and debit that and 10 different kind of bank accounts and I feel like "OMG Why you have to make all this so complicated ? .. Just take the money and go !!! :) ".

                                      Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                        To tell you the truth whenever we have a team meeting with Accounts department to discuss what exports they want for their accounting system from the one we are building and when they start talking about credit this and debit that and 10 different kind of bank accounts and I feel like "OMG Why you have to make all this so complicated ? .. Just take the money and go !!! :) ".

                                        Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        Accounting isn't difficult or complicated. Lawyers make accountants' lives difficult and complicated. Assets always equal liabilities plus equity, but lawyers keep redefining what the assets and liabilities are, and when you're allowed to recognize them. It's tough to hit a moving target... ;P

                                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                                          Aman Bhullar
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                                          Do take flowers and Chocolates. Girls Love this stuff. Good Luck!!!! :) :thumbsup:

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