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  • J Jim Crafton

    Stick a fresh fish in your pocket. If conversation gets difficult, whip it (the fish) out as a magic trick. Works for me all the time.

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    fjdiewornncalwe
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    And if you hide a loaf of bread in the other, you can perform miracles...

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    • L LittleYellowBird

      My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

      Ali

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      Chris Meech
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      I've lost many things when I'm drunk, but I've never heard it called by that name before. :)

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      • L LittleYellowBird

        My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

        Ali

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        Abhinav S
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        That is the some good advice.

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        • B Brady Kelly

          Very well thought out statement.

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          Roger Wright
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          I thought there'd be more interest, though...

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            Stop farting on the first date and you may get a chance to find the right one.

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            AspDotNetDev
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            If I found the right one, how would I find any time for CP? :confused:

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            • B bryce

              talk a lot about your friendship with Micheal Martin that will impress her Bryce

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              bryce wrote:

              talk a lot about your friendship with Micheal Martin that will impress her

              Indeed it does, that is why you have managed to get your Missus to stick around as long as you have. Unfortunately I don't have a clue who this bloke is, so he won't be as lucky as you were, when impressing your Missus.

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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