Another Bad Joke Posted!

[swjam]

A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging his dog around. The barman says, "What are you doing?" The blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!!!!

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[OriginalGriff]

Yep: its a bad joke.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[swjam]

Thanks, I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

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[Lost User]

Bad joke and very old one too.

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

[Lost User]

:laugh:

Regards, Koushik. Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out if they've got a second. Give your dreams all you've got and you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you.

[OriginalGriff]

I can tell you where it is calibrated at the moment: zero or thereabouts. :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[swjam]

Thanks, now I know where I'm at. :-O :)

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[OriginalGriff]

But do you know where your towel is?

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[swjam]

Sorry I don't get the idiom. Is it as in throw in the towel and give it up? Yea no, I'm not quitting my day job :)

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[Mark_Wallace]

swjam wrote:

I am in the process of recalibrating my sense of humor.

Might I suggest that you try a demi-reboot? i.e. switch it off and leave it off.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Graham Shanks]

swjam wrote:

Sorry I don't get the idiom

That's OK - just don't panic

Graham Librarians rule, Ook!

[OriginalGriff]

As Graham says, don't panic. Towel Day[^]

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[swjam]

thanks for the in-my-face clue. =)

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[swjam]

i learn something new everyday. and hey i'd like to think i got me towel with me.

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[OriginalGriff]

You will be hoopy in no time! :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[swjam]

it doesn't read as if you're joking so, pretty harsh don't you think? i know people who cope because of their sense of humor.

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[swjam]

I was hitching the "Another [Blank] <Verb>!" band wagon too if you noticed.

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[OriginalGriff]

Yep.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Lost User]

How does a blind parachutist know he is getting close to the ground? The dog's lead goes slack.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Mark_Wallace]

swjam wrote:

it doesn't read as if you're joking so

Good grief. Anyone got a length of two-by-four I can borrow?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!