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  • D Dalek Dave

    Two Miniskirts?

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    JustWorking
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Two Miniskirts?

    Minierskirt

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    • D Dalek Dave

      She may have a flush!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      JustWorking
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      Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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        Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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        OriginalGriff
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        People with a sense of humor?

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • D Dalek Dave

          She may have a flush!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          She's got a pair.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • J JustWorking

            Who downvote a joke :sigh:

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            Mark_Wallace
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            JustWorking wrote:

            Who downvote a joke

            Where?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              She's got a pair.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              I'd poker.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                JustWorking wrote:

                Who downvote a joke

                Where?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                JustWorking
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                Here and here

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                • J JustWorking

                  Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                  How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                    How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I'd poker.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                        How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        You owe me a monitor wipe - coffee and that comment did not go well together! Accurate though...:thumbsup:

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Sometimes you win on the flop.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                              Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  Lost User
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                                  No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

                                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                  • J JustWorking

                                    Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    This is entirely inappropriate, and highly offensive to the ladies. How old are you?

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                                    • J JustWorking

                                      Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                                      JustWorking
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                                      hahahaha :laugh:

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                                      • J JustWorking

                                        Here and here

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        JustWorking wrote:

                                        Here and here

                                        Yeah, but, like I say, where was a joke down-voted?

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          I wish I'd read your post before I replied. You put it so much more eloquently than I ever could.

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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