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  • D Dalek Dave

    I'd poker.

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    LabVIEWstuff
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    Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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      How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

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      You owe me a monitor wipe - coffee and that comment did not go well together! Accurate though...:thumbsup:

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        Some of the girls I've met I ended up throwing my hand in! Andy B

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        Sometimes you win on the flop.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          c'mon Elaine, don't sit on the fence. Tell us what you really think of him. (Grabs popcorn and settles back)

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          Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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            Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! :-D


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              Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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              Dalek Dave
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              Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Fight, Fight and Fight again. Never ever give up! The moment you do that you may as well curl up and die. My posting was just a standard response when someone says something like that, it was not personal, if you felt it was then I apologise. He has been very annoying today and you just summed up what everyone was thinking, and I tried to inject a little humour into that. 'tis all.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                No need to apologise, I took the message as you meant it. :rose:

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                • J JustWorking

                  Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  This is entirely inappropriate, and highly offensive to the ladies. How old are you?

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                  • J JustWorking

                    Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                    JustWorking
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                    hahahaha :laugh:

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                    • J JustWorking

                      Here and here

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      JustWorking wrote:

                      Here and here

                      Yeah, but, like I say, where was a joke down-voted?

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                      • L Lost User

                        How can I put it? Ah yes, you mysoginistic little pratt. I doubt even prostitutes will put up with you.

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        I wish I'd read your post before I replied. You put it so much more eloquently than I ever could.

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                        • J JustWorking

                          Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                          I've found the perfect place for this joke. here[^]

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                            Dave, I know you don't mean anything by it but sometimes I get sick of sosme shit treating me like I'm nothing. It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them. So - should I keep fighting back or should I give up?

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Trollslayer wrote:

                            It's also usually the incompetents who get somewhere by trampling on others and lying about them.

                            We've all worked with (and some of us still work with) delightful people like that -- if you can, do; if you can't, sh*t on someone. The only way to deal with them is by having quiet, calm chats with the same people (usually managers) that they talk to -- but think calmly and carefully about what you're going to say. Getting upset about it only hurts you.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • J JustWorking

                              Boss gave a miniskirt to his secretary as first month appreciation salary. By seeing her performance in second month boss have raised her first month salary.

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                              both need a raise!!

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