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How are girls are like an internet virus?

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    JustWorking
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    Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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      Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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      OriginalGriff
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      1. You are meeting the wrong girls. Try ones you don't have to pay. 2) Get a life?

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • J JustWorking

        Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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        Mark_Wallace
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        It's on 3,600 sites already, and counting.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          1. You are meeting the wrong girls. Try ones you don't have to pay. 2) Get a life?

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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          JustWorking
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          This is a joke so have a laugh

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            It's on 3,600 sites already, and counting.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            JustWorking
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            And now on CP since it is not a repost here

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            • J JustWorking

              And now on CP since it is not a repost here

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              NormDroid
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              JustWorking wrote:

              And now on CP since it is not a repost here

              And you wonder why its not a repost? :|

              Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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              • J JustWorking

                This is a joke so have a laugh

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                Dalek Dave
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                1. It is not a joke, it is a humourous observation. 2) It is not funny. 3) Stop trying so hard.

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                • J JustWorking

                  This is a joke so have a laugh

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  JustWorking wrote:

                  This is a joke

                  Wrong![^]

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • J JustWorking

                    Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    He irritates the sh__ out of me!


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      He irritates the sh__ out of me!


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        TMI :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          This is a subject of which I can speak with authority. I have had amoebic dysentery. I was laid up for about a week, excruciating pain and explosive diarrhoea. Cast your mind back to when England beat Germany 5-1. I didn't see a single goal. I was in and out of the loo about 20 times. Drink a glass of water and 10 mins later, Whooooooooossshhh!!! I thought I was going to die!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            Eek! It was summer 2001, I remember because I was working in Nuremberg at the time. We (some from the UK) didn't say anything about the match but it was how we didn't say anything. :rolleyes:

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Silent, but obviously smug?

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Silent, but obviously smug?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Even better - obviously not being smug.

                              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^] "Program as if the technical support department is full of serial killers and they know your home address" - Ray Cassick Jr., RIP

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                                And now on CP since it is not a repost here

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                JustWorking wrote:

                                And now on CP since it is not a repost here

                                Ah, so "original" means "in thousands of other places on the Internet, but not on CP". Thanks for the heads-up.

                                Some people have their own thoughts, some people can't get by without others'.

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                                • J JustWorking

                                  Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  I've never gotten a b___j__ from an internet virus!

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                    Girls are like an internet virus: They enter your life, scan your pockets, Transfer money, edit your mind, Download their problems and delete your smile

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                                    Lost User
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                                    change the girls . simple.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave
                                      1. It is not a joke, it is a humourous observation. 2) It is not funny. 3) Stop trying so hard.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      AspDotNetDev
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      it is a humourous observation

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      It is not funny

                                      Then I suppose it's just an observation.

                                      Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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