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I don't know if anyone talks to "the other half".
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DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Redneck german??
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No, total nonsense, but I can immagine that it's almost as funny to hear as when most Anglo-Saxons try to speak real German. None of the teachers in highschool could even remotely pronounce my last name and since then I only met one American who had spent half his life in Germany who could.
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They drive on the dangerous side of the road, the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
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Maybe I'm confusing colo(u)rs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-_and_left-hand_traffic[^]. :-D
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Dejan Petrovic wrote:
All Indian topics are in English, which is again hardly suprising
No, that's not English. It's a mess of TxtSpeak and something that LOOKS like English.
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Dave KreskowiakDave Kreskowiak wrote:
No, that's not English. It's a mess of TxtSpeak and something that LOOKS like English.
One of GIT's aims is to try and reduce the TxtSpeak popular among younger Indian CPians. As for the "looks like English", that's because Indian-English is derived from pre-1940s English (and by English I mean the language spoken in England at that time) and is quite different from American dialects.
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Marc A. Brown wrote:
But... but... but... think of the stereotype, man! Learn it!
True, sometimes you have to go with the stereotype. For instance I have to pretend I am a devout Hindu who worships the cow, so I always stand up and pray before devouring my filet mignon.
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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Damned CP has chopped the end off my links several times today! (Oooh-err Matron!)
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No, total nonsense, but I can immagine that it's almost as funny to hear as when most Anglo-Saxons try to speak real German. None of the teachers in highschool could even remotely pronounce my last name and since then I only met one American who had spent half his life in Germany who could.
"Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
"Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan KenobiI was told that when I speak German I sound very well spoken. (Although I learnt it when I was actually living there, that helps).
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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Chris Quinn wrote:
"we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
:laugh: BTW, many Hindus in India do eat pork (the pig's not considered holy), but India has a large Muslim population and so pork's not so commonly available except in the states of Kerala and Goa.
Regards, Nish
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There was a TV program on the BBC this week which included a guy that added curries to his restaurant menu in the 1970's - "we got all of the special spices - cumin, ...., garam masala etc - then cooked everything in lard (pig fat)!"
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The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable. Even our American Cousins haven't fallen so low as to use a system of measurements invented by post revolutionary unemployed hairdressers.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I am with you. I prefer the old money system, it confused the fuck out of foreigners. As for the weights, we have won battles over that to keep the imperial system. I know what a pound of sausages is, or how tall 6'1" is, but fuck knows what a 1.2 kilo of sugar looks like.
Michael Martin wrote:
I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
That only applies in the outback, and mainly for the children of abbos and Queenslanders.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
The real sticking point I have with Canadians is the fact that they speak English, but measure distances in Kilometres, which as any fule kno, is quite unacceptable.
So why the fuck did you Poms change the Pound to the metric system and remove the Guinea, Threepence, Sixpence, Shilling, Florin, Halfpence and the 220(?) pence in the pound. You've already got the the hearts and minds of the moron majority using the metric system with their money, may as well jump onboard for weight and distance. Or is the lure of 14 pounds to the stone, 8 furlongs to the mile, whatever the fuck chains to the furlong, 3 feet to the yard and 12 inches to the foot too much. No wonder you cunts have been unable to win fuck all sporting events for so long and haven't been a force in he empire stakes forever. It's hard enough for you lot to do basic maths using base 10, but having base 14, 12, 8 and whatever else you use with your archaic measurement systems fucks the chavs over. I mean the aformentioned bases actually stand for (in reverse order) age to start having sex, age to have kids and age to get money off the government aren't they?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
No wonder you c***s have been unable to win f*** all sporting events for so long
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
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As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
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Chris Quinn wrote:
As Nish has said, many Indians are Muslim, but he probably also used beef dripping so he didn't miss out on offending the Hindus as well!
Pro tip - How to offend all of India (Muslims and Hindus) : serve them bacon wrapped sirloin! :rolleyes:
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Michael Martin wrote:
No wonder you c***s have been unable to win f*** all sporting events for so long
Yup. After all, Australia won the last two Ashes series.
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I think he means all the other sports that Australia are good at, like, er...Rugby, no wait that would be South Africa, try Football, er no, shit at that too, er...darts? No Give up... You know why there are so many Australians in London? They say the Criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
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They drive on the dangerous side of the road, the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
the side of the road that less than half the people on the planet drive on.
An argument could probably be made that neither side has more than half the people on the planet driving on it, since there are many people who most likely don't drive at all.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I was told that when I speak German I sound very well spoken. (Although I learnt it when I was actually living there, that helps).
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I never heard you, but why not? There are just some obstacles like the pronounciation and the grammar to overcome to get there. I have seen how hard it must be and don't really want to make fun of it. But it is very funny when somebody says something wrong or changes its meaning by mispronouncing it without wanting to.
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