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  • Q QuiJohn

    So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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    Dalek Dave
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    It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact. In Wales they have all the road signs in English and Welsh. Very confusing, as not many Welsh actually speak the language.

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      No, people in Europe mainly speak two languages, Their mother tongue and English. Except the English who speak every language in the world. They do this by speaking English VERY LOULDLY! and v e r y _ s l o w l y

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      Albert Holguin
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      I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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        ...but do you speak .45ACP?

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        Dalek Dave
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        John often says "BANG! Dammit, missed again"

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        • P Paul M Watt

          ...but do you speak .45ACP?

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          Albert Holguin
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          I thought that was covered in the "I'm also from Texas" portion... :laugh:

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          • A Albert Holguin

            I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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            Dalek Dave
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            Albert Holguin wrote:

            everyone else speaks multiple languages

            Everyone? Really? Can you back this statement up?

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            • A Albert Holguin

              I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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              Rhys Gravell
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              Albert Holguin wrote:

              ... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

              I often speak gibberish after a few drinks... ...does that count?

              Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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              • A Albert Holguin

                I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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                Nish Nishant
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                Albert Holguin wrote:

                everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                This is true for India. Nearly everyone speaks their local language (tamil, malayalam, hindi, telugu, punjabi...) and English. Sometimes people speak more than one Indian language.

                Regards, Nish


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                • A Albert Holguin

                  Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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                  Tom Deketelaere
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                  Albert Holguin wrote:

                  you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

                  Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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                    Albert Holguin wrote:

                    ... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                    I often speak gibberish after a few drinks... ...does that count?

                    Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I didn't know you were from Gibraltar!

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                      Albert Holguin wrote:

                      everyone else speaks multiple languages

                      Everyone? Really? Can you back this statement up?

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                      Albert Holguin
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                      I guess you don't? I'm obviously generalizing...

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact. In Wales they have all the road signs in English and Welsh. Very confusing, as not many Welsh actually speak the language.

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                        QuiJohn
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact.

                        I know what it means, I was wondering if John did. I just see no point.

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                        • A Albert Holguin

                          Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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                          GuyThiebaut
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                          As long as you exclude the UK from your definition of Europe. Most British people just speak English and Foreign - Foreign being shouting and speaking more slowly :laugh:

                          Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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                          • T Tom Deketelaere

                            Albert Holguin wrote:

                            you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

                            Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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                            English, German, French and Spanish (French and Spanish are at a tourist level, German I am quite fluent having lived there).

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                              No, people in Europe mainly speak two languages, Their mother tongue and English. Except the English who speak every language in the world. They do this by speaking English VERY LOULDLY! and v e r y _ s l o w l y

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                              hairy_hats
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              speaking English VERY LOULDLY

                              How do you do that?

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                                As long as you exclude the UK from your definition of Europe. Most British people just speak English and Foreign - Foreign being shouting and speaking more slowly :laugh:

                                Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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                                Dalek Dave
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                                To be fair, it does involve a lot of pointing too.

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                                • A Albert Holguin

                                  I guess you don't? I'm obviously generalizing...

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                                  Obviously...

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                                  • Q QuiJohn

                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact.

                                    I know what it means, I was wondering if John did. I just see no point.

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                                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                    The point is they went there to buy some furniture and clearly were speaking English. Yet the guy rudely started a conversation with someone else in Spanish, about the very furniture they were considering. Rude. Very Rude.

                                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                    • T Tom Deketelaere

                                      Albert Holguin wrote:

                                      you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

                                      Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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                                      Albert Holguin
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                                      Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                                      The Germans might also speak English but not much.

                                      I've never had a problem traveling around Germany... most young people speak English... that combined with my crappy German worked well... :-D

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        speaking English VERY LOULDLY

                                        How do you do that?

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        I am speaking in tongues.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          We live in Texas. In the United States. One of the few countries that is not brave enough to specify a "national language". This weekend, we were in a furniture store being helped by a Hispanic guy. In the middle of our visit, one of the warehouse monkies came up to him and started a conversation about some furniture that we were inquiring about. The conversation was entirely in Spanish. This really irritated my wife, so she interrupted them. "My husband and I speak English and .45ACP. How would you like to proceed?" Looks like I'll be getting a new t-shirt soon. :)

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          Andrew Rissing
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                                          Funny quote. :-D But out of curiosity...While you live a few hours closer to the border than I, why would it really matter if they spoke to each other in Spanish? The gentleman (or hombre if you prefer) who came out of the warehouse may not have spoken English very well. It is likely not his preferred or first language. Personally, I wouldn't have cared one bit, as long as they didn't start asking me questions in Spanish expecting an answer.

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