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  • D Dalek Dave

    Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    TorstenH
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    the photo for your naked ... will suite you all times.

    regards Torsten When I'm not working

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

      this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

      And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      Dalek Dave
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      Ever[^] The history of Ever[^]

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      • D Dan Mos

        Well it's an app for the lastest Galaxy. MilkyWay it's just too old. :rolleyes:

        All the best, Dan

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        Dalek Dave
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        I bought that on Mars.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Which is in direct contrast to the current state of affairs.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dalek Dave
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          Gee, thanks pal!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Does that mean I will stay forever young and wonderful, whilst there is a image in a server farm growing older and more gnarled and corrupted?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Wayne Gaylard
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            A digital Dorian Gray, perhaps ? :laugh:

            When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              PrvtChurch (11/25/2011 3:21 AM):

              this is the STUPIDEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!

              And next term, we'll be teaching punctuation and grammatical construction. WTF is 'the history of ever'?


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Henry Minute
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              Ever [^] The History of Ever [^]

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I bought that on Mars.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Dan Mos
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                Meh, I very much prefer Twix.

                All the best, Dan

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Ever[^] The history of Ever[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  leppie
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                  I never thought a woman could look like Vinnie Jones. Now it can't be unseen!

                  IronScheme
                  ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                  • W Wayne Gaylard

                    A digital Dorian Gray, perhaps ? :laugh:

                    When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    That's what I was implying. I was wondering if anyone would recognise the allusion.

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                      I never thought a woman could look like Vinnie Jones. Now it can't be unseen!

                      IronScheme
                      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      leppie wrote:

                      Now it can't be unseen!

                      Eye bleach, for when it absolutely must be unseen. :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • D Dan Mos

                        Meh, I very much prefer Twix.

                        All the best, Dan

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Don't snicker!


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Ever [^] The History of Ever [^]

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          How genteel of you 'Enry.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            That's what I was implying. I was wondering if anyone would recognise the allusion.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                            Wayne Gaylard
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                            Dorian Gray had the picture done when he was young and good looking. Maybe a bit too late for others ? :~

                            When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Don't snicker!


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Let's not change the Topic.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Let's not change the Topic.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Dan Mos
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                                You mean the Tonic wright? :-D

                                All the best, Dan

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  Don't snicker!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  Dan Mos
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                                  I only chase Bountyes!

                                  All the best, Dan

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Let's not change the Topic.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Oh fudge! Now what were we talking about?


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    • W Wayne Gaylard

                                      Dorian Gray had the picture done when he was young and good looking. Maybe a bit too late for others ? :~

                                      When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Not to mention what would happen when you accidentally look at it after a careless Google search...

                                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                      And I smiled and was happy
                                      And it came worse.

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                                        Not to mention what would happen when you accidentally look at it after a careless Google search...

                                        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                        And I smiled and was happy
                                        And it came worse.

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                                        Wayne Gaylard
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                                        Catastrophic, indeed!

                                        When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman

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                                        • D Dan Mos

                                          IBM(I'm Being MentalTM) just filled for a patent to naturally make the digital files age over time. Linky I mean if I want a photo to look older I'll apply a blodoy effect in Photoshop or Gimp or waht have you. But no, they want them to get old and one won't be able to recreate the original photo or document. This blows my mind just like the Lambdas code some threads below. Clever Code actually. Disclaimer: I'm Being MentalTM is copied from some comments. :)

                                          All the best, Dan

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                                          bosedk
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                                          Whats the benefit of this? If it applies only to digital pictures then what the fuck happens to the picture of my dog? If not then what fuckery is this, subverting the purpose of digital archiving?

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