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  • W wizardzz

    Well, I can tell you definitely are German.

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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    hoernchenmeister
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    I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?

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      A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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      Single Step Debugger
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      Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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        Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!

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        • H hoernchenmeister

          A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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          Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.

          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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          • H hoernchenmeister

            Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!

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            wizardzz
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            hoernchenmeister wrote:

            Thanks for the tip ;)
            It is very much appreciated!

            Said the urologist.

            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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            • H hoernchenmeister

              I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?

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              Lost User
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              hoernchenmeister wrote:

              I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

              Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

              ============================== Nothing to say.

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              • H hoernchenmeister

                A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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                She's taking the piss....

                ============================== Nothing to say.

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                  hoernchenmeister wrote:

                  I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

                  Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                  ============================== Nothing to say.

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                  Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                    Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

                    I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                    hoernchenmeister
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                    I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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                    • W wizardzz

                      hoernchenmeister wrote:

                      Thanks for the tip ;)
                      It is very much appreciated!

                      Said the urologist.

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                      ...that explains my wet, cold nose :)

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                      • H hoernchenmeister

                        I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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                        Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                        I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                        • L Lost User

                          Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                          hoernchenmeister
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                          :) Wie könnte ich die Pickelhaube vergessen ;) ...noch 170 Tage, 21 Stunden und 50 Minuten

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.

                            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                            That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                              That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                              wizardzz
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                              No Ahmed, I love them.

                              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                              • W wizardzz

                                No Ahmed, I love them.

                                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                                If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                                  And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                                  If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                  You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                  wizardzz
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                                  There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                  • W wizardzz

                                    There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                    Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                      Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                      wizardzz
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                                      In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                      • W wizardzz

                                        In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                        LOL. It's hard to make a turd smell good. Sorta like putting lipstick on a pig.

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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