At the urologist...
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A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...
Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!
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Add this to make joke funny: Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating!
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!
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A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...
Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!
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I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?
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A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile
Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
============================== Nothing to say.
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Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
Thanks for the tip ;)
It is very much appreciated!Said the urologist.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
...that explains my wet, cold nose :)
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I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)
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Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)
I'm invincible, I can't be vinced
:) Wie könnte ich die Pickelhaube vergessen ;) ...noch 170 Tage, 21 Stunden und 50 Minuten
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Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
No Ahmed, I love them.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun -
Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von BraunIn defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
LOL. It's hard to make a turd smell good. Sorta like putting lipstick on a pig.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun