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  • H hoernchenmeister

    Thanks for the tip ;) It is very much appreciated!

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    wizardzz
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    hoernchenmeister wrote:

    Thanks for the tip ;)
    It is very much appreciated!

    Said the urologist.

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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    • H hoernchenmeister

      I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile ;) ...is it that obvious?

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      Lost User
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      hoernchenmeister wrote:

      I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

      Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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      • H hoernchenmeister

        A man is sitting in an uroligists examination room. Urologist(an attractive lady): Sir, you really have to stop masturbating! Man: Why the hell? Urologist: Because otherwise I can not examine you...

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        She's taking the piss....

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          hoernchenmeister wrote:

          I belive you didn't came to that conclusion by checking my profile

          Square chin, thick neck? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          ============================== Nothing to say.

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          Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

          I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            Pickelhaube, Lederhose, driving a VW (while eating Bratwurst and Sauerkraut). No beer while driving. Anything left out? :)

            I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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            hoernchenmeister
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            I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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            • W wizardzz

              hoernchenmeister wrote:

              Thanks for the tip ;)
              It is very much appreciated!

              Said the urologist.

              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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              hoernchenmeister
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              ...that explains my wet, cold nose :)

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              • H hoernchenmeister

                I see you all at the Oktoberfest (Wiesn) in my hometown this year ;)

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                Lost User
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                Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                • L Lost User

                  Kein Problem. Dafür müsste ich nur beim Arabellapark in die U4(?) springen und bei der Theresienwiese wieder aussteigen :) Aber komm dann nicht ohne die Pickelhaube :)

                  I'm invincible, I can't be vinced

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                  hoernchenmeister
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                  :) Wie könnte ich die Pickelhaube vergessen ;) ...noch 170 Tage, 21 Stunden und 50 Minuten

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                  • W wizardzz

                    Urologist: Mr. Romney, you are going to have to stop masturbating so furiously. Mr Romney: Is it a problem? Am I going to go blind?! I need my eyesight! ...Maybe it's the chaffing, it must be the chaffing! That would explain the sores... ...Do I have hairy knuckles?! (Mormon)God no! I don't want hairy knuckles! Urologist: No, Mr. Romney, you must stop furiously abusing your penis so I can begin the examination.

                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                    That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                    You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                    • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                      That's not even remotely funny. Have you got something against Mormons?

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                      wizardzz
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                      No Ahmed, I love them.

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                      • W wizardzz

                        No Ahmed, I love them.

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                        And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                        • T TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

                          And when you say "love them", what exactly do you mean? ;P :~

                          If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                          You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                          wizardzz
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                          There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                          "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                            There's no point in me responding to this, or any thread, or even posting anywhere on this site until problems with univoters gets dealt with.

                            "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                            TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                            Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                              Hmm, sorry to hear that. I usually like your posts, when they're actually funny. ;P :-D :laugh:

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                              wizardzz
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                              In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                              "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                In defense, my OP here was meant to show the German poster how to make an old predictable joke a little better by adding specifics. I was essentially polishing a turd.

                                "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                LOL. It's hard to make a turd smell good. Sorta like putting lipstick on a pig.

                                If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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