My nomination for this year's Darwin Award
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"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
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Wow... and she could get 3 whole years in jail.... I wonder how long she would get if she did something serious.
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"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
Hey at least she didn't Bobbitt[^] him.
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"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
Fail - Darwin awards are only available for the TERMINALLY stupid, preferably before breeding, this guy is only DENTALLY stupid...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.
Will Rogers never met me.
I have to agree, but with one caveat: if he goes back to her because she offers him a cheap deal on dental inserts, then I feel a Darwin coming on...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
The second link has an advert for Asian dating. In the light of the mighty grip of these ladies, perhaps not.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional[^]."
Roger Wright wrote:
If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth...
Fair enough. How about this one[^].
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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Fail - Darwin awards are only available for the TERMINALLY stupid, preferably before breeding, this guy is only DENTALLY stupid...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
5 to compensate for someone else's silliness.
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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I have to agree with Mycroft - this doesn't qualify as a Darwin award. If she'd killed him in surgery, that would be acceptable. If she'd plucked his balls instead of his teeth, that would be marginal, but probably acceptable, as it fulfills the intent of the award, to prevent breeding of inferior members of our specie. In the long term, it must also be considered that, as a rule, women tend to prefer men with teeth over those who lack them, so this may eventually qualify for the award, if the victim dies without progeny. I'd put this case in the "pending" file and wait to see how it all turns out.
Will Rogers never met me.
5 to compensate for someone's silliness. I can take the criticism.
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
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5 to compensate for someone else's silliness.
m.bergman
For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire
In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron
I am not a chatbot
Which takes it to 4.2, so not only a pillock but a low rep pillock :rolleyes: ! Thank you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
