Old Gags Revisited...
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
That was an unfair one-vote since you led with "old gags revisited": 5 for balance as the joke is pretty bad.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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That was an unfair one-vote since you led with "old gags revisited": 5 for balance as the joke is pretty bad.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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"Doctor, doctor, everybody ignores me!" "Next, please!"
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!" "Pull yourself together'
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
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"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!" "Pull yourself together'
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!!!" "Pull yourself together'
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
"Doctor, doctor, everyone I meet thinks I'm a liar!! "I'm sorry but I can't believe that" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards" "I'll deal with you later" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pig" "How long have you been feeling like this?" "Oh, about a weeeeeeeeeeek" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep" "Oh dear, that sounds baaaaaaaaaad" "Doctor, doctor, I feel terrible" "What are the symptoms?" "It's a cartoon show with yellow people"
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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"Doctor, doctor, everyone I meet thinks I'm a liar!! "I'm sorry but I can't believe that" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards" "I'll deal with you later" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pig" "How long have you been feeling like this?" "Oh, about a weeeeeeeeeeek" "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sheep" "Oh dear, that sounds baaaaaaaaaad" "Doctor, doctor, I feel terrible" "What are the symptoms?" "It's a cartoon show with yellow people"
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
You're right. Those do make a person gag.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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This is getting tiresome. Why don't we just post the punchline and the others must guess the joke? Me first! "No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
I once had a friend who had a favorite joke. We could get him to laugh every time just by saying the punchline, which was "Doodah". It was fun to see the puzzlement of people who didn't know about this when he would spontaniously laugh at just the mention of a word.
QRZ? de WAØTTN
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This is getting tiresome. Why don't we just post the punchline and the others must guess the joke? Me first! "No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity
“Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cat!”
CDP1802 wrote:
"No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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“Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cat!”
CDP1802 wrote:
"No problem, Madam, Batman's friends are my friends as well."
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
If you don'tr se your optician, you should see your optician.
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I said to a work colleague that I keep getting red and blue spots in my field of vision. "Have you seen an optician?" she asked "No", said I, "Just these red and blue spots"
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Patient: Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this. Doctor: Then don't do that.
