Behold the end is near! It must be the advent of the apocalypse
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Too much seems to be going wrong in so little time. I fear the end is near. The apocalypse is coming, see the signs and repent before it's too late.
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4243332/CodeProjects-rodents-attacking-my-motherboards-chi.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244070/Cant-comment-in-QA.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244143/Key-press-events-are-often-ignored-so-typing-goes-.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244304/Picutre-and-Files-in-Article-missing.aspx[^]
How many seals are broken, how long before CodeProject will crumble and fall? Condemning all its denizens to hell Expert Sex Change. Repent, time is at hand! ;P The hamsters must be appeased!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
I'll go and sacrifice a few dozen VB code monkeys, that should be a reasonable start. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'll go and sacrifice a few dozen VB code monkeys, that should be a reasonable start. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
If they are virgin ones even better!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
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If they are virgin ones even better!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
Ahem, I think the 'If' may be unnecessary there....
Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"
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If they are virgin ones even better!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
He's in Hungaria. Minimal chance of finding any virgins there.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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If they are virgin ones even better!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
There is no point in coding the second part of
monkey.getType().equals(Coder.VB) && !monkey.isVirgin(), as if the former is true, the second is always true.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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He's in Hungaria. Minimal chance of finding any virgins there.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
OUCH!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
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OUCH!
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
Alberto Bar-Noy wrote:
OUCH!
Not really. The reason that Jesus wasn't born in Hungaria was that they couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin. :-D Well known fact! :laugh:
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Alberto Bar-Noy wrote:
OUCH!
Not really. The reason that Jesus wasn't born in Hungaria was that they couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin. :-D Well known fact! :laugh:
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Given that fact I am surpised he was born in the "Holy Land" !!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)
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Too much seems to be going wrong in so little time. I fear the end is near. The apocalypse is coming, see the signs and repent before it's too late.
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4243332/CodeProjects-rodents-attacking-my-motherboards-chi.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244070/Cant-comment-in-QA.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244143/Key-press-events-are-often-ignored-so-typing-goes-.aspx[^]
- http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244304/Picutre-and-Files-in-Article-missing.aspx[^]
How many seals are broken, how long before CodeProject will crumble and fall? Condemning all its denizens to hell Expert Sex Change. Repent, time is at hand! ;P The hamsters must be appeased!
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
:thumbsup: Of course he is naughty, but I don't think he will repent :laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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:thumbsup: Of course he is naughty, but I don't think he will repent :laugh:
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
Espen Harlinn wrote:
Of course he is naughty
I don't quite get about whom you're talking there. :confused: :rolleyes:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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Espen Harlinn wrote:
Of course he is naughty
I don't quite get about whom you're talking there. :confused: :rolleyes:
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244070/Cant-comment-in-QA.aspx[^]
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
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Alberto Bar-Noy wrote:
OUCH!
Not really. The reason that Jesus wasn't born in Hungaria was that they couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin. :-D Well known fact! :laugh:
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
they couldn't find three wise men
0. John von Neumann[^] 1. Edward Teller[^] 2. Paul Erdős[^] The defense rests.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Henry Minute wrote:
they couldn't find three wise men
0. John von Neumann[^] 1. Edward Teller[^] 2. Paul Erdős[^] The defense rests.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Out of interest, you understand, how many of them did most of their wising whilst still in Hungaria?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4244070/Cant-comment-in-QA.aspx[^]
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS My LinkedIn Profile
I see! :)
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."
Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925
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There is no point in coding the second part of
monkey.getType().equals(Coder.VB) && !monkey.isVirgin(), as if the former is true, the second is always true.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett