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That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.
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But that's just perspective then. For it still remains a joke to those that "got it" :)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Actually, I did figure out it was a joke - see the time difference between my post and Dave's - but it was too good an opportunity not to bring up a Botham reference.
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Oh I see. You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
You do know that if you have to tell someone it's a joke, it really isn't, don't you?
Nah, that's if you have to explain it. If you have to tell someone it's a joke, he's German.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
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Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
Nice one. I hope that what he heard was "Do you mind if I call you Martin".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's just hot air, so essentially it's breaking wind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Das war ein Witz, der übrigens.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually I was a witness at a damn funny one, involving a German: My former boss/manager (half-Romanian, half-Canadian) was on a Skype conference with a collaborator/customer (German), I'll call him Martin Schneider. So, the conversation goes like this: Martin: "Hello, I am Martin Schneider" Boss: "Hello Martin, may I call you Martin?" Martin: "No :| " (total silence, everyone dumbfounded) Martin: "I was kidding" I s**t you not, this actually happened.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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At least he didn't try to call him, Shirley. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
He might have got a punch to the Temple if he tried.
Full-fledged Java/.NET lover, full-fledged PHP hater. Full-fledged Google/Microsoft lover, full-fledged Apple hater. Full-fledged Skype lover, full-fledged YM hater.
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Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!
Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.
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Do you know that this first post about, "No, with a knife" (and I have not read others comments) is about 3 months too late?!?!
Eventually I will no longer be with a paranoid spouse who feels the need to check EVERY THING I TYPE ON THE INTERNET. I guess he is so busy with checking my internet crap that's why he can't do stuff for the house like take laundry out the dryer.
