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Lost User

Number of CP users annoyed at changes so far this morning?

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

Pete OHanlon

The number of complaints Chris received in the 10 minutes after he bought the new look site online.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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Simon_Whale

one second I dropped my popcorn

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

Nagy Vilmos

Would I ever try to be topical? :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

Points, but let's see what else is to come...

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

OriginalGriff

Dalek Daves blood pressure reading shortly after seeing the new look?

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

Dalek Dave

Number of brains cells dying per day?

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rah_sin

Crude-oil inventories fell by 7.2 million barrels in the week ended Aug. 31,the American Petroleum Institute said.

rahul

Dalek Dave

Has this anything to do with my disparagement of a Northern Town the other day?

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Dalek Dave

There is a rule about googling this!

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Mark_Wallace

How far you have to sit from your monitor, not to be blinded by the CP UI. (Little m means metres, chaps -- big M is millions)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

Nagy Vilmos

M is the boss. :suss:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Mark_Wallace

um, the point being that little m is metres.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

M is a faceless bureaucrat who answers to her political paymasters. She does not do the things that she asks of her agents, and is replaceable.

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Dalek Dave

I know. I was simply giving options :) Little m is metres. Or mediaeval. Or medium. Or meter. Or male. Or married. Or mass. Or minute. Or modulus. Lots of things can be expressed by an m.

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Simon_Whale

Popcorn Lung[^]?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

TPFKAPB

Only one thing can be expressed by i though unless you want your arse sued.

Nagy Vilmos

Well done, no STFU so everyone can come up with more witty 'number of complaints' jibes. :laugh:

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Dalek Dave

Yes, Indesit. The lower case 'i' is their Trademark.

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