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  • L Lost User

    Number of CP users annoyed at changes so far this morning?

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Would I ever try to be topical? :-D


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • S Simon_Whale

      one second I dropped my popcorn

      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Points, but let's see what else is to come...


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Answer:

        7.2m

        No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        OriginalGriff
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        Dalek Daves blood pressure reading shortly after seeing the new look?

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Answer:

          7.2m

          No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          Dalek Dave
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          Number of brains cells dying per day?

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Answer:

            7.2m

            No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            rah_sin
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            Crude-oil inventories fell by 7.2 million barrels in the week ended Aug. 31,the American Petroleum Institute said.

            rahul

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Answer:

              7.2m

              No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Dalek Dave
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              Has this anything to do with my disparagement of a Northern Town the other day?

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              • R rah_sin

                Crude-oil inventories fell by 7.2 million barrels in the week ended Aug. 31,the American Petroleum Institute said.

                rahul

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                Dalek Dave
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                There is a rule about googling this!

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Answer:

                  7.2m

                  No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  How far you have to sit from your monitor, not to be blinded by the CP UI. (Little m means metres, chaps -- big M is millions)

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    How far you have to sit from your monitor, not to be blinded by the CP UI. (Little m means metres, chaps -- big M is millions)

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      M is the boss. :suss:


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Big M is Miles. Or Mach. Or Majesty. Or Messier. Or Motorway. Or Thousand. Or Malta. Or Month. There are many things that M means.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        um, the point being that little m is metres.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          M is the boss. :suss:


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          M is a faceless bureaucrat who answers to her political paymasters. She does not do the things that she asks of her agents, and is replaceable.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            um, the point being that little m is metres.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I know. I was simply giving options :) Little m is metres. Or mediaeval. Or medium. Or meter. Or male. Or married. Or mass. Or minute. Or modulus. Lots of things can be expressed by an m.

                            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Points, but let's see what else is to come...


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              Simon_Whale
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                              Popcorn Lung[^]?

                              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I know. I was simply giving options :) Little m is metres. Or mediaeval. Or medium. Or meter. Or male. Or married. Or mass. Or minute. Or modulus. Lots of things can be expressed by an m.

                                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                TPFKAPB
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                                Only one thing can be expressed by i though unless you want your arse sued.

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                                • S Simon_Whale

                                  Popcorn Lung[^]?

                                  Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Well done, no STFU so everyone can come up with more witty 'number of complaints' jibes. :laugh:


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • T TPFKAPB

                                    Only one thing can be expressed by i though unless you want your arse sued.

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Yes, Indesit. The lower case 'i' is their Trademark.

                                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Number of brains cells dying per day?

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      I think it's hourly for us. :sigh:


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Answer:

                                        7.2m

                                        No, what is the question? [FYI all AOTD are numbers taken from an article on Aunty's news site that is dated today. Only a cad would google/bing/yahoo for the question]


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Simon_Whale
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                                        Number of times Dave swore while looking at the new site?

                                        Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Yes, Indesit. The lower case 'i' is their Trademark.

                                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                          TPFKAPB
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                                          I'm pretty sure the American courts won't see it that way.

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