Cat's do not like wet cars

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Nagy its a Renault Grand Scénic its already a big pile of poo, the cat probably improved it

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Nagy Vilmos

I don't like cats, so the car is still better than the moggy.

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Johnny J

I'm quite sure it didn't actually shit on your car. Most cats have more taste than that. ;P

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Lost User

I think the Fiat brand is the only thing I would be able to afford.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

maybe the cat doesnt like Renault Grand Scénic's most intelligent animals dont didnt realise you were one of those wierd doggy loving nutters

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Lost User

Well my missus nudged into one in a car park 3 years ago and the wanker driving it put in an insurance claim for over 600 quid including a broken rear window. So either they're not very reliable or their owner's are lying sunshines.

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Lost User

There are some Alfa Romeo's that aren't too ridiculously priced if you buy them second hand.

Nagy Vilmos

Dogs are a man's best friend. Cats are a man's cute serial killer. Go chose.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Dogs are mans 4 legged slaves Mankind are cats 2 legged slaves

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

they are very reliable for shafting owners for parts, the 600 was for the trim

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

OriginalGriff

Um. He did mention the "R" word - which can't even be used in the same sentence as "Alfa Romeo" (or "Lancia" either, my first car was a Lancia)

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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

I had a alphasud but I left it out in the rain one night and it rusted away

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Lost User

At least they don't come pre-rusted, like regular Fiats.

OriginalGriff

Lancias did too. :sigh: But then, I think they were / are owned by Fiat anyway...

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Lost User

They are these days anyway, I'm not sure when that happened

Brisingr Aerowing

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

the cat would be in orbit.

By using a 'Cat-apault'? :-\

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