Simply Offal Joke

[Keith Barrow]

Well bang goes my charver-catering business, when the wedding party finds out about the horseflesh in the burgers the bridle saddle me with the bill.

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[Rhys Gravell]

In their own defence Tesco have released a statement that these burgers pose no health risk... except for the high sugar lump content ;P

Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I love its taken so long to find Shergar

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I found this[^] I love the comment that thier burgers have NO Beef content!

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Lost User]

There may have been some horse in the burgers, but the buns are pure bread.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

[Gary Wheeler]

'Conformation'? Thought ya'd sneak that one by us, ya silly bahstahd. :laugh:

Software Zen: delete this;

[LabVIEWstuff]

Well spotted sir. For those not in the know - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_conformation[^] Andy B

[Gary Wheeler]

I'm sure they'll dressage it in the best turns possible.

Software Zen: delete this;

[LabVIEWstuff]

As long as the don't hack their customers totally off.

[Gary Wheeler]

Yeah, it could surrey be a buggy situation, whipping them into a frenzy. I canter imagine it.

Software Zen: delete this;