Coffee and Programming?
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Which way, more or less caffeine?
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...
That confirms it. Somebody restrain this man while I give him an injection to medically induce a coma while his body goes through withdrawal. If we make him do it awake, he'll go insane and hang himself with his own straitjacket.
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If You mean Joe, then yes. I make a pot when I wake up (5 AM). Then on my way to work I stop and have a 24 oz. cup. Then by 9 AM I have another. Not an addict though!
Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
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frazzle-me wrote:
Not an addict though
Yes, we know. OK, Mr Frazzle, please follow me over here and join the group. People, scoot over and let Mr Frazzle in. There you go. Now, Mr Frazzle, please introduce yourself.
What me worry?
I'm frazzle (David) and I'm a coffee addict. :laugh:
Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
A programmer is a device for converting coffee to code.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Inject? Isn't that dangerous, does your body have to chemically break it down, or it will kill you by poisoning.
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
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If You mean Joe, then yes. I make a pot when I wake up (5 AM). Then on my way to work I stop and have a 24 oz. cup. Then by 9 AM I have another. Not an addict though!
Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
frazzle-me wrote:
If You mean Joe, then yes. I make a pot when I wake up (5 AM).
With some fava beans and a nice chianti?
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A programmer is a device for converting coffee to code.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Wouldn't coffee or generally drugs be a kernel driver, since it affects your system. Drugs to humans like Drivers to machines.
Simple Greetings and Regards, Brandon Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
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frazzle-me wrote:
If You mean Joe, then yes. I make a pot when I wake up (5 AM).
With some fava beans and a nice chianti?
Before or after my meals? :laugh: (Sorry I couldn't resit the Hannibal reference.)
Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
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That confirms it. Somebody restrain this man while I give him an injection to medically induce a coma while his body goes through withdrawal. If we make him do it awake, he'll go insane and hang himself with his own straitjacket.
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give him an injection
Ahhh! Intravenous caffeine! Lovelyyyyyy....
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
Maybe, but not me. Caffeine makes me sleepy.
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Maybe, but not me. Caffeine makes me sleepy.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Caffeine makes me sleepy.
That means that you have ADD or ADHD. The mechanics of how stimulants work are not fully understood, but it is well known that stimulants have the opposite effect in those with severe attention deficit disorders. I unfortunately am quite familiar with what it is like to being around someone with said affliction. :-( The worst case I know is my (ex) father in law, who used to make a whole pot and drink it before bed. I can't drink any caffeine after 14:00 or I can't get to sleep at night.
-- Harvey
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
If it's daylight, I drink coffee; when it's not, I'm drinking scotch. I see no need for anything else.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Well - I can life without coffee. But the less coffee I drink the more ciggies I smoke. And more important than coffee and ciggies is music - I almost die if I forget my headphones at home. Once they broke in the morning after about one hour working. A painful experience.
cheers Marco Bertschi
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Marco Bertschi wrote:
the more ciggies I smoke
Wait a second. What happened with your bet? Did I miss the post where you broke down and admitted you lost the bet to your friend? Tsk, tsk, tsk :) Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
This could have been a super great thread if it had been titled "Coke and Programming?"... :-\ I cannot stand the taste of coffee. I have tried many variations and the closest I can get is the Vanilla Frappuccino from Starbucks sold in bottles in many stores. I drink Coke or Monster energy drink. The "Absolute Zero" from Monster is drinkable. BTW, I think we need an icon for a programmer all hopped up on caffeine :-O Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
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If You mean Joe, then yes. I make a pot when I wake up (5 AM). Then on my way to work I stop and have a 24 oz. cup. Then by 9 AM I have another. Not an addict though!
Frazzle the name say's it all
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
That sounds familiar. When I was in college, I would have a cup or two at home, and then stop in one of the campus lounges and get their biggest cup before my first class. At some point during my second class I would start withdrawing, so I'd dry swallow a couple Vanquish[^] and a couple NoDoz, much to the amazement and disgust of the people around me. If caffeine had the same effect as anabolic steroids, I'd make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Wally Cox[^].
Software Zen:
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My name is Albert and I have a coffee drinking problem... :java::~
My name is Gary. I'm a coffee drinker with a programming problem. Oops, not in the Lounge...
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Is there anybody who just craves or is "addicted to coffee" as a software developer, computer/system programmer or just plain "programmer." For instance, you may pause a project briefly just to brew and sip a cup of Joe. Like you cannot live or cannot survive a day without thinking about having a craving of this drug?
Simple Thanks and Regards, Brandon T. H. Programming in C and C++ now, now developing applications, services and drivers (and maybe some kernel modules...psst kernel-mode drivers...psst). Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
I drink coffee better than I write code. There are days when I drink more coffee than code so my lifestyle balance is good.:java:
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Marco Bertschi wrote:
the more ciggies I smoke
Wait a second. What happened with your bet? Did I miss the post where you broke down and admitted you lost the bet to your friend? Tsk, tsk, tsk :) Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
SoMad wrote:
Wait a second. What happened with your bet?
A shameful disaster...
SoMad wrote:
Did I miss the post where you broke down and admitted you lost the bet to your friend?
Nope, I haven't posted it yet.
cheers Marco Bertschi
Software Developer & Founder SMGT Web-Portal CP Profile | Twitter | Facebook | SMGT Web-Portal
FizzBuzz - Gary Wheeler
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SoMad wrote:
Wait a second. What happened with your bet?
A shameful disaster...
SoMad wrote:
Did I miss the post where you broke down and admitted you lost the bet to your friend?
Nope, I haven't posted it yet.
cheers Marco Bertschi
Software Developer & Founder SMGT Web-Portal CP Profile | Twitter | Facebook | SMGT Web-Portal
FizzBuzz - Gary Wheeler