Eventually what happens to a coder
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Don't be too quick to claim credit -- before there were programmers, it used to be a joke about engineers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I'm not claiming credit. Just saying that I was the lkast in a LOOOOONG line of people that has posted this joke here on the CP before... :doh:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932 -
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
:confused: Who's Francis?
The talking mule. Your wife says it's you in disguise.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Lighten up Francis
Also a quote from an old classic:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932One of my favorites; I knew it right away. :thumbsup:
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Mom to son - Can you please go and bring a bottle of milk? .. And o .. If they have eggs, bring 6 After sometime son returned with 6 bottles of milk...
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I'm not claiming credit. Just saying that I was the lkast in a LOOOOONG line of people that has posted this joke here on the CP before... :doh:
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)
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you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)
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if a then if b else c -> to any decent coder b and c go together, and similarly 6 goes with eggs. As a side note, sometimes I wonder if I over analyse things. But then sometimes I think "maybe I don't over-analyse things?"
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you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something? :)
Dave Calkins wrote:
you're worried a duplicate joke posting will cause the CP servers to fill up or something?
If they switch to using a separate server for jokes, that would probably be a good thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierPete O'Hanlon wrote:
That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.
She said you have a face like a horse.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
That's not what she was talking about when she was talking about the way I was hung.
She said you have a face like a horse.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierPete O'Hanlon wrote:
She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.
And yet she still invites me over.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
She didn't say I looked anything like you... oh wait, she said you looked like a horse's ass.
And yet she still invites me over.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
It's true. We all like to point and laugh at you. It does us good to see how the lower orders live. Think of yourself as a charity case, and us as the viewers watching news reports on the TV.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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