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Why did the chicken cross the road? - The true story

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  • N Nish Nishant

    David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:


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    Paul Watson
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    Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

    Paul Watson
    Bluegrass
    Cape Town, South Africa

    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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      Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish


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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      Hehe if you think that's bad try being cornered in a bar with a bunch of South Africans, Aussies and Brits... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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      - Marcia Graesch

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      • R Roger Wright

        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
        Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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        Very true...I'll stick with my own (incomprehensible) sense of humour then. Growing up while Spike Milligan was on TV has left it's mark on me... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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        • D David Wulff

          I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.


          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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          • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

            It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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            benjymous
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            I always love exposing foreigners to British comedy A great way to keep a group of Americans entertained for an evening - Spaced and Black books on DVD :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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            • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

              ...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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              - Marcia Graesch

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                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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                • P Paul Watson

                  Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                  David Wulff
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                  ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:


                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                    ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:


                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                    Paul Watson
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                    David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    • P Paul Watson

                      David Wulff wrote: ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! Why not? I am having fish for dinner though. btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from.

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                      David Wulff
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                      Paul Watson wrote: Why not? Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? :~ Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. Paul Watson wrote: btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from Ah ok, gotcha.


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                      • D David Wulff

                        Paul Watson wrote: Why not? Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? :~ Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. Paul Watson wrote: btw, three posts up, culprit is Roger Wright. That is where I got my sig from Ah ok, gotcha.


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                        David Wulff wrote: Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? My chickens have not been anywhere near BC. When he visited South Africa, we locked them all up and only let him near the Big Five. David Wulff wrote: Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X|

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                          You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                          "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                          - Marcia Graesch

                          Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                          maybe you'll like this better
                          or this

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                            maybe you'll like this better
                            or this

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            Nope. My sense of humour is obviously a bit different to yours. ;P BTW, why do you post anonymously? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                            - Marcia Graesch

                            Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                            • P Paul Watson

                              David Wulff wrote: Would you want to eat a chicken that had "not had relations" with that ex. president? My chickens have not been anywhere near BC. When he visited South Africa, we locked them all up and only let him near the Big Five. David Wulff wrote: Gives new meaning to the soggy biscuit game, lol. No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X|

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                              David Wulff
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                              Paul Watson wrote: No... that is not funny... X| oh god, that is disgusting. That game is a... is a... is a disgrace to even the biggest jockstrap jerk around. X| I feel ill now. X| You know, there's a saying: don't dish out what you can't eat yourself. :suss: FWIW I agree with you, that "game" is disgusting, extremely dangerous, and highly overrated.


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