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Why did the chicken cross the road? - The true story

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    The chicken was there, no intern was there and then the chicken got scared.

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      The chicken was there, no intern was there and then the chicken got scared.

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      Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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      ...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

      "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
      - Marcia Graesch

      Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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        ...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

        "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
        - Marcia Graesch

        Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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        Nish Nishant
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        He is referring to Clinton and his infamous dealings with the beautiful intern. The chicken got scared cause it thought Bill C would make it..... Nish


        Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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          He is referring to Clinton and his infamous dealings with the beautiful intern. The chicken got scared cause it thought Bill C would make it..... Nish


          Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          I know the history but still don't get it though! Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

          "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
          - Marcia Graesch

          Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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            The chicken was there, no intern was there and then the chicken got scared.

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            David Wulff
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            I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.


            David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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              I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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              Michael Dunn
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              I'm still waiting for the joke. ;) --Mike-- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                I know the history but still don't get it though! Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                - Marcia Graesch

                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                Roger Wright
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                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                  I'm still waiting for the joke. ;) --Mike-- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                  Roger Wright
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                  He was stuck in the chicken. Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                  Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                    He is referring to Clinton and his infamous dealings with the beautiful intern. The chicken got scared cause it thought Bill C would make it..... Nish


                    Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                    Paul Watson
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                    Nishant S wrote: Bill C would make it..... Make it big? Make it to the Superbowl? Make it to Disneyland? Make it to the finals? Make it to the USA? Make it to Heaven? Make it to Maki so we can have some Sushi? make it what?

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

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                      He was stuck in the chicken. Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                      Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted! :laugh: :laugh: * Some reciprical siging.

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                        Nishant S wrote: Bill C would make it..... Make it big? Make it to the Superbowl? Make it to Disneyland? Make it to the finals? Make it to the USA? Make it to Heaven? Make it to Maki so we can have some Sushi? make it what?

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish


                        Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                          I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.


                          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:


                          Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                            David Wulff wrote: See Nish's answer for the explanation OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish :rolleyes:


                            Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                            Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

                            Paul Watson
                            Bluegrass
                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                              Paul Watson wrote: make it what? You South africans sure know how to corner a guy eh? :-) Nish


                              Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]

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                              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                              Hehe if you think that's bad try being cornered in a bar with a bunch of South Africans, Aussies and Brits... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                              "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                              - Marcia Graesch

                              Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Anna checks to make sure she isn't wearing a blonde wig... Don't bother, Anna... Humor is the hardest part of a foreign language to master. I'm not familiar with the name of the original poster, but I assume it was an attempt to formulate a topical joke in an unfamiliar language. It will improve with practice, I'm sure. Have patience, and don't fret about not understanding it - no one else has either.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
                                Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003

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                                Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                Very true...I'll stick with my own (incomprehensible) sense of humour then. Growing up while Spike Milligan was on TV has left it's mark on me... :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                - Marcia Graesch

                                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                  I think this is what was meant: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because no intern was there and then the chicken got scared. See Nish's answer for the explanation.


                                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                  "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                  - Marcia Graesch

                                  Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                    It's still not funny. I vote we lock this guy up in a room with a TV and a continuous loop of Python and Milligan to develop his sense of humour. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                    "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                    - Marcia Graesch

                                    Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                    benjymous
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                                    I always love exposing foreigners to British comedy A great way to keep a group of Americans entertained for an evening - Spaced and Black books on DVD :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                      ...because that doesn't mean a thing to me? Care to enlighten those of us outside the US? Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                      "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                      - Marcia Graesch

                                      Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                        You call that a joke? A 9 year old could do better! :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                        "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                        - Marcia Graesch

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                                          Nishant S wrote: OMG, Dave, I don't wanna be used as a reference for a Bill-Clinton joke's punch line explanation!!! Nish, when in Rome...

                                          Paul Watson
                                          Bluegrass
                                          Cape Town, South Africa

                                          Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                                          ...for god's sake don't eat the chickens!! :eek: :omg:


                                          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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