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I bought an Appel IFone off eBay

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    szukuro
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    That's the joke.

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    • S szukuro

      That's the joke.

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      Lost User
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      Hey we have a real Hungarian on here.

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      • S szukuro

        That's the joke.

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        Brady Kelly
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        I'm afraid it really isn't.

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          I'm afraid it really isn't.

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          szukuro
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          Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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            Hey we have a real Hungarian on here.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            And what makes you say I'm not real?

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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            • B Brady Kelly

              I'm afraid it really isn't.

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              Dalek Dave
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              I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

              --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                And what makes you say I'm not real?

                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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                  I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                  szukuro
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay.

                  Indeed I was. Though I assumed Brady understood the joke, he just didn't like it (that still might be the case though :) )

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                  • L Lost User

                    There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                      Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                      :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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                        I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                        The speaker of the House is moonlighting?

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        • L Lost User

                          :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                            And what makes you say I'm not real?

                            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                            Joezer BH
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                            It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                            It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                            ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                              The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                              Lost User
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                              At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                                At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                I could become Hungarian if I so wish. I can't remember all the rules but being married to a Hungarian and owning property here for more than 5 years allows you naturalise. I came in 97 and have been married since 2001, so I qualify. The only hurdle could be the interview with the Consul General to test my Hungarian. As he's already said he'd sign my papers if I apply that wouldn't be a problem. But to be honest, I can't see any advantage except getting another passport.

                                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                  It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                                  It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                                  ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                    Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                    Joezer BH
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                                    Yeah, I know, we've had the chat on your "name"'s meaning a while back (that being "Determined Protected") remember? * Note to self: Case study - should have marked MessageType as joke?

                                    It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                                    ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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