Dear Cat Owner

[Lost User]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP!

..that's the reason why my cat isn't allowed to roam freely outside. Am planning on buying an invisible cat-fence; that way he can frolic outside without me worrying about the safety of the neighbours dog. It'd consist of a wire and a collar - giving a sound-warning when the cat is close to the border of the garden (collar detects the wire), and giving a small shock if the cat ignores the warning-sound.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[Marc A Brown]

I shudder to think of what you've sown in its arse.

[Lost User]

It could have been worse, could have been Justin Beiber.

[RJOberg]

At the same time... about 19% of the US is currently infected with toxo and the percentage is rising. It is really only dangerous in people with compromised immune systems and pregnant women who were not infected before they became pregnant. CDC on toxoplasmosis[^] I think with the amount of gin Nagy consumes, he is well preserved and doesn't have much to worry about.

[H Brydon]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

If you discover your cat has had its arse sown up, it's my thank-you for the present it left me ON MY DOORSTEP! :mad:

Was it in a paper bag, lit on fire? And discovered when somebody rang the doorbell?

Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo. - Harvey

[enhzflep]

Griff has indeed been reputed to pwn one on the odd occasion.

"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin