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What if Programming Languages Were Weapons..?

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  • A Ajit Hegde

    http://9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0[^] :laugh: :confused: :laugh:

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    Munchies_Matt
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    They missed assembler.

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    • M Munchies_Matt

      They missed assembler.

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      It's a rock. A very efficient weapon, but you need to build a trebuchet to use it.

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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        They missed assembler.

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        OriginalGriff
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        Assembler is where you have to throw the bullets really, really hard and hope for the best... :laugh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          It's a rock. A very efficient weapon, but you need to build a trebuchet to use it.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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          OriginalGriff
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          Ah - but VB is the Trebouchet! Made of cheese, admittedly, and thrown together from differently designed catapults found on the internet, all held together with spit and sticky tape.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Assembler is where you have to throw the bullets really, really hard and hope for the best... :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Munchies_Matt
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            It would have to be a block of steel, a milling machine, and a lathe. You could make any weapon you wanted, but it would take 2 years of training to get to know the machinery, and then 2 years to make a weapon. :)

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            • A Ajit Hegde

              http://9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0[^] :laugh: :confused: :laugh:

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              HobbyProggy
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              what would this[^] be?

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                what would this[^] be?

                if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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                  You need to be like v this[^] SFW

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    A stick of TNT and no way to throw it

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                    Rage
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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    An ignited stick of TNT and no way to throw it

                    FTFY

                    ~RaGE();

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Ah - but VB is the Trebouchet! Made of cheese, admittedly, and thrown together from differently designed catapults found on the internet, all held together with spit and sticky tape.

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        I thought you'd refer to one of these[^]. Looks like the real thing, can hurt you badly enough, but still a toy.

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          It's a practice gladius, isn't it?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Yes

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                          • J Jorgen Andersson

                            Yes

                            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              I'm not sure if it's good that I recognised it, or bad... :laugh:

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Jorgen Andersson
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                              Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                              • J Jorgen Andersson

                                Can't see the bad part in knowledge (Well, in general that is, there are certain twisted behaviours I'd rather not know anything about)

                                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Yes...but how the heck do I know what a gladius looks like, let alone what a wooden one is? :confused: I'm not that old! :laugh:

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  So your transaction log is truncated but the indexing works. That means you're aging, but you're not yet old.

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2

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                                  • M Munchies_Matt

                                    They missed assembler.

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                                    Joe Woodbury
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                                    Assembly is a heath kit atomic bomb with half the parts missing.

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