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  • B Brady Kelly

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    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    It seems to me one of the calmest day a programmer may have (in a 'normal' day the paper sheet would not survive)...

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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      • B Brady Kelly

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        Mike Hankey
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        But what makes it all worth while is the Ahhhh at the end.

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          They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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          Brady Kelly
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          Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

          No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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          • B Brady Kelly

            Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

            No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            More of an "Oh, no, not again." :sigh:

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            • B Brady Kelly

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              Sander Rossel
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              I think they missed an Argh! :laugh:

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              {
              public void DoWork()
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              • B Brady Kelly

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Awesome. :thumbsup:

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                • P PIEBALDconsult

                  They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  His was titled funnier though.

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                  • B Brady Kelly

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                    Slacker007
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                    Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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                      Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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                      Lost User
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                      But then you get an Arghument exception ...

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                      • B Brady Kelly

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                        Wonde Tadesse
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                        Recursion Argh!

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                        • B Brady Kelly

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                          That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                            That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                            RUs123
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                            So the recursive arghs are the sounds of a programmer slowly dying :-D

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                            • B Brady Kelly

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                              Cloud William
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                              Sounds more like a day in the life of a software pirate.

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                                That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                                Deflinek
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                                Obviously the underlined Argh is a coffee. Just not the tasty one thus argh :)

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                                • B Brady Kelly

                                  Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

                                  No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                  vaderjm
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                                  You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

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                                  • B Brady Kelly

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                                    Leng Vang
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                                    Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                                      Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                                      Brady Kelly
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                                      :laugh: Best comment yet. :beer:

                                      No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                      • V vaderjm

                                        You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                                        - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                                        RASPeter
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                                        It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                                          It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                                          vaderjm
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                                          My apologies, I wasn't parsing my "Arghs" correctly.

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