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  • B Brady Kelly

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    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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    Sander Rossel
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    I think they missed an Argh! :laugh:

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    • B Brady Kelly

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      Awesome. :thumbsup:

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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        Jeremy Falcon
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        His was titled funnier though.

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        • B Brady Kelly

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          Slacker007
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          Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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            Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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            Lost User
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            But then you get an Arghument exception ...

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            • B Brady Kelly

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              Wonde Tadesse
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              Recursion Argh!

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              • B Brady Kelly

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                That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                  That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                  RUs123
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                  So the recursive arghs are the sounds of a programmer slowly dying :-D

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                  • B Brady Kelly

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                    Cloud William
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                    Sounds more like a day in the life of a software pirate.

                    The only thing a free man can be forced to do is die. Freedom? That is a worship word. -- Cloud William It is our worship word, too. -- Capt. James T. Kirk

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                    • V V 0

                      That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                      Deflinek
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                      Obviously the underlined Argh is a coffee. Just not the tasty one thus argh :)

                      -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

                        No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                        vaderjm
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                        You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                        - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                        • B Brady Kelly

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                          Leng Vang
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                          Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                          • L Leng Vang

                            Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                            Brady Kelly
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                            :laugh: Best comment yet. :beer:

                            No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                            • V vaderjm

                              You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                              - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                              RASPeter
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                              It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                              • R RASPeter

                                It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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                                vaderjm
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                                My apologies, I wasn't parsing my "Arghs" correctly.

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