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A Day in the Life of a Programmer

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    Brady Kelly
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    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      It seems to me one of the calmest day a programmer may have (in a 'normal' day the paper sheet would not survive)...

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        PIEBALDconsult
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        They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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          Mike Hankey
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          But what makes it all worth while is the Ahhhh at the end.

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            They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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            Brady Kelly
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            Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

            No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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              Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

              No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              More of an "Oh, no, not again." :sigh:

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                I think they missed an Argh! :laugh:

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Awesome. :thumbsup:

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    They left out the part about reposts. http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4651708#xx4651708xx[^]

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    His was titled funnier though.

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                      Slacker007
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                      Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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                        Actually, when you simplify and re-factor, it is just one big Argh! no recursion needed.

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                        Lost User
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                        But then you get an Arghument exception ...

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                          Wonde Tadesse
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                          Recursion Argh!

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                            That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                              That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                              So the recursive arghs are the sounds of a programmer slowly dying :-D

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                                Cloud William
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                                Sounds more like a day in the life of a software pirate.

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                                  That can not be correct, there is no coffee break in there, anywhere. Huge amounts of coffee are mandatory :java:.

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                                  Deflinek
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                                  Obviously the underlined Argh is a coffee. Just not the tasty one thus argh :)

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                                    Aaargh! WTF! Repose! WTf!! Aaargahhgh! Aaaah. That about some things up?

                                    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                    You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

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                                      Leng Vang
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                                      Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                                        Sounds like a programmer is barking at the wrong tree.

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                                        Brady Kelly
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                                        :laugh: Best comment yet. :beer:

                                        No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                          You forgot the "Management thought it would be better to do it this way, oh...and add this but keep your same deadline" node. Arggggh!

                                          - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings -

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                                          It wasn't forgotten, it was simply abbreviated to "Argh!"

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